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01-27-2014, 04:43 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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big baby gobble the big baby wine. big baby wipe wine on bib when done and burp. " oh this bottle gr8" CHUG that bottle of wine. Big baby burp red wine. steak knife in one hand pounding on table to big baby wife. "mustachia, get the dinner ready" i exclaim. shes like big baby plz im working as fast i can. i get up, in a rage. storm into kitchen " WHAT U SAY MUSTACHIA?" she whimpers. "FINISH THE DINNER BEFORE I GO WALUIGI ON YOU MUSTACHIA" she scurries and drops my steak on the ground.
i flip out big baby rage mad big baby mad you wouldnt lLIKE WHNE BIG BABY MAD. she picks up and says 5 second rule lol. im like baby i love you you know that right shes like are u talking to urself cause u refer to urself in 3rd- i smack the mustachia off her and wear it. i call myself dubstachio for a brief moment then put it in her food for being dumb. she comes over and puts my bib on as i eat it with a-1. thanks babe. "r u talking to ur-" i look at her demonically. she shuts up and says sorry. i say its ok. next time big baby shoot fireball. idiot. fuck you
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