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I have never lost to a text head in a topical battle, as far as I can remember.
Beaten lots of 'em in text battles tho.
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Bags will be avenged
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yeah, I actually am
the only person I've ever lost a topical to is .... bags a battler bags won the fucking poem tourney back on NC one we're there no topical cats in it? yes, they all were actually |
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Destroyer pls.
It seems the only reasonable way to prove this would be a Topical vs. Battlers gauntlet incorporating both styles.
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I would crush bags in a topical battle.
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Bags will be avenged
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I'll let others weigh in here but, I'd say a topical head vs. battler head topical tourney would be enough to prove my point
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That's what I said, but I said it more better.
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Don't start a fight with staff lol
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no, I'm saying we wouldn't even require you poets to write punchlines at all
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I couldn't beat many elite battlers in their own field.
But the only so-called battler to take me down in a topical that I can remember was Fracture, and I hadn't yet hit my stride at that point. I've beaten plenty since. We don't need a special tournament. You can sign into the league for a week or two, and you'll get your taste. In fact, I'll promise now that any respected battler who signs into the AOWL Season 3's first week will be matched against a topical writer of similar distinction.
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Teach them!? They need to teach themselves. There will not be a changing of the guards until a new generations steps up and actually wants it. I wasnt in a fucking text battler training program when i started here......u kno how i got better? I battled 35 times in the battle arena. And i wasnt battling superstars.....but after 30sum battles people noticed the arena was active .....then i had them re introduce the belt One belt... Not 5 different belts. These new gen battlers are equally respinsible for the downfall as the vets.....act like u want it. |
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Text heads won't even compete in text tourneys, why would they show for a topical tourney?
A point that was proven when not a single text head showed for the first round of the winter topical. You guys get your recognition thru the hall of fame and then you quit, nothing to write for anymore I guess.
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Lol. U know im better then u. End these hollow threats.
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PUNCH YOUR HEAD OFF, DES
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Bags will be avenged
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I'm not talking about you obviously cake
I love you a lot, you're like just barely a level under bags to me which is why it hurts me to watch you two squabble |
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Pancake beat ill nik-A. oats beat Bags and Allen Knight.
What more's left to prove?
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Lol
Bags. Ur jokes amuse me.
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i'll easily beat any of you in your prestigious swag and flow. easily. can do it in my sleep. You guys are just better at nothing really, except making jokes in rhyme form. Which I'm better at, anyway. idk what you guys do except talk shit. Name a battler that writes well, and i'll show you a big baby penis that euthanizes pedros
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He beat a 4no min verse I still got votes in lmao
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i don't consider u a topical battler bwah
you, black, dullboy IMO, are miles above most anyone here |
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