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Old 01-22-2014, 01:06 AM   #1
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1

Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Cool Sorry guise due to recent budget cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. LOL!!!

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lol. so, this is so AWK-WARD! need a fishing net to finish this miniature crossword. I dance around like miniature munchkins within the Wizard of OZ. Nerd. Nah. I’m mean. I flipped off a Mossberg. And I don’t like pina coladas. SO fuck you and motherfuck your best friend’s wedding. I did a little double jump to test French bedding. Then shaved Charles Bronson’s miniature ‘stasche off. my whole crew took a Mars walker perimeter crash course. We’re all large in our physical brash poss. posse. My e-posse rolls deep and interconnected. our internet connections go “beep beep beep” when you click to connect it. new century physics. empirical babble linguistically tackled. You just the type to read it. my niggaz bedazzle. violet piquant. I fry and eat domestic violence leaflets. I am a highly sequenced ryan seacrest. mileage frequent on my giant peanut. muh style is like swamp gas from a weather balloon refracted by the light of Venus.

playing ping-pong. In Paris. da crazy dingdong is massive. My flip phone’s ring tone goes bing bong when active. Your lazy dingdong goes instantly flaccid. gave instructions to Einstein for displaying fission in practice. I did a special flip. You’re a loooser in theory. have an epileptic fit whenever a computer is near me. I wanna go on paid holiday to guantanamo bay. eating guano paste and old soprano tapes. lmao babe. tell me hows that avocado taste? it tastes delicious. You are my breakdancing nemesis, gotta take a break from breaking dishes. even radishes taste delicious. every other day I gotta change my therapist. I’m wacky and stuff. You’re comparative to a hairbrushes gay apprentice. yeah. my face is sensitive. it tastes delicious.
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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