I am surprised that no serial killer who has been caught....

veritas · 01-21-2014, 01:20 PM

....has ever been a writer for one of those crime drama television shows. Fair enough?

also, would you marry a former Porno chick?

Wise Wiggles · 01-21-2014, 01:21 PM

Only if she can take a 2 liter in her bunghole.

Witty · 01-21-2014, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

....has ever been a writer for one of those crime drama television shows. Fair enough?

Maybe that's why they haven't been caught?

01-21-2014, 01:38 PM

I had a high class pro ask for my number, i laughed and politely declined on morale grounds.

Split · 01-21-2014, 01:46 PM

^this happened

Witty · 01-21-2014, 01:49 PM

As for your other question.

No.

Certain · 01-21-2014, 01:54 PM

There is a mental hurdle to clear in dating a porn star. It wouldn't be much of an issue if she did it for three months in her late teens or early 20s, but I don't think I could handle dating Tori Black, even if she were interested in me. I've never even dated a normal slut, though.

veritas · 01-21-2014, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

There is a mental hurdle to clear in dating a porn star. It wouldn't be much of an issue if she did it for three months in her late teens or early 20s, but I don't think I could handle dating Tori Black, even if she were interested in me. I've never even dated a normal slut, though.

Why do I feel like you are actually a virgin? and not by choice...no hate...just a feeling...

veritas · 01-21-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Maybe that's why they haven't been caught?

MIND BLOWN.

DO YOU THINK THAT A PERSON COULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER?

veritas · 01-21-2014, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Masaii

I had a high class pro ask for my number, i laughed and politely declined on morale grounds.

ELABORATE? SO YOU CAN SMASH ANY NUMBER OF WOMEN YOU WANT WITHOUT PROTECTION BUT HAVE MORALS CONCERNING THIS?

Certain · 01-21-2014, 01:57 PM

I'm not a virgin.

Witty · 01-21-2014, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

MIND BLOWN.

DO YOU THINK THAT A PERSON COULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER?

Jack The Ripper says yes.

veritas · 01-21-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I'm not a virgin.

OK.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU JUST ACT LIKE ONE?

Certain · 01-21-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

OK.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU JUST ACT LIKE ONE?

Probably.

Witty · 01-21-2014, 02:07 PM

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.

It literally just means you haven't inserted your penis into a vagina.

Sex, I have said before, is just a basic human need, like the need to take a shit, and the need to eat and drink. It is simply necessary, and that is the only reason it is enjoyable, because we have to do it, the pleasure is just the tool that encourages us to do it. We are still ruled by our animalistic mind, and we don't even realise it a lot of the time.

Evolution ftw

I don't look down on a virgin or think him/her a source of mockery.

veritas · 01-21-2014, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Probably.

I am sorry, I should not have said that, I do not even know what a virgin acts like. My bad. Are you currently single?

veritas · 01-21-2014, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Jack The Ripper says yes.

elaborate

Certain · 01-21-2014, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

I am sorry, I should not have said that, I do not even know what a virgin acts like. My bad. Are you currently single?

I am. And it has been a couple months since I last got laid, to answer your follow-up.

veritas · 01-21-2014, 02:30 PM

one night stand or relationship?

Certain · 01-21-2014, 02:31 PM

The last one? It was with an ex, so neither and both.

01-21-2014, 01:21 PM	#2
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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	As for your other question. No. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2014, 01:54 PM	#7
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	There is a mental hurdle to clear in dating a porn star. It wouldn't be much of an issue if she did it for three months in her late teens or early 20s, but I don't think I could handle dating Tori Black, even if she were interested in me. I've never even dated a normal slut, though. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I'm not a virgin. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

01-21-2014, 01:38 PM	#4
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I had a high class pro ask for my number, i laughed and politely declined on morale grounds.

01-21-2014, 02:07 PM	#15
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. It literally just means you haven't inserted your penis into a vagina. Sex, I have said before, is just a basic human need, like the need to take a shit, and the need to eat and drink. It is simply necessary, and that is the only reason it is enjoyable, because we have to do it, the pleasure is just the tool that encourages us to do it. We are still ruled by our animalistic mind, and we don't even realise it a lot of the time. Evolution ftw I don't look down on a virgin or think him/her a source of mockery. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-21-2014, 02:31 PM	#20
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The last one? It was with an ex, so neither and both. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.