Give a fish a man, and he'll float around him, and eat fish stuff. Teach a fish to man, and he'll take your tax dollars, fuck you in the ass, invade your privacy and shoot your dog if you resist fish arrest.

[big baby]

thanks @namix and cake.

I actually was thinking sort of what namix was thinking, but it was more of a ongoing rhythm, rather than a deep thinking piece I spent hours on. The particular piece you quoted was one of my favorites too, i'd like to think about the icebreaker being figurative and literal, usually in community, new jobs, workplaces, or school, or even dates you're meant to give an icebreaker about yourself, all these words are coupled into one scenery to try to make it as simple as possible all while taking the reader on a short journey. I appreciate your utter honesty. Thanks :)