REAL NIGGA SHIT ITT. ONLY OG's STEP IN. BE WARNED THO: STUNTERS GET TOSSED AT WILL

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Ryan 12

before the beginning of time wants their ideas back @The Mind Assassin

Remember before the beginning.

[Witty]

@The Mind Assassin I remembered the future before the beginning.

Do I win?

Originally Posted by Bags

Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.

if i have started a movie im watching it till the credits, except for real extreme cases.

[Batty]

I got as far as the scene where Van Wilder was beating his dick on the couch and whimpering.

Real nigga shit tho, I watched Brokeback the whole way thru.

[veritas]

Van Wilder is Van Wilder showing range during the last part of that movie that you never got to. Also in the middle part he plays a gay guy, which is no means homo to watch, real nigga shit. Furthermore, It is by no means homo to say that Fabio looks fantastic for a 60 yr old.

[Batty]

We almost went out of character.


Real nigga shit, back in the day this one bitch who shall remain unnamed... Let's just call her ASHLEY MABRY FROM MERIDIAN MS used to act all weird about giving head. She would only do it for like one minute and quit. I was like wtf. She said one night a dude a busted in her mouth and she started vommitting. That was an Xbox achievement I knew I had to unlock.

Also OG motherfuckers could wear anything we want and still be OG as fuck. Real talk, I went to a Pimps and Hoes party on once as a hoe and nobody said shit.

[veritas]

almost only counts in congress and fish markets.

but yeah I feel you on that. I used to bang a chick who was a ballerina. I highly recommend that. I invented a position I called the "Brititsh Bulldog". I have platinumed trophied pooping in random niggas back yards and making it look like dog turds.

[Lars]

Originally Posted by Witty

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Lars

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

Lmao

Gonnnne @ Spiderman web fluid.

[Batty]

Spidey web fluid is a win.

The only reason to save it up is to do impressive shit like that.

[veritas]

real nigga shit: Sometimes I drop dook in the toilet, and don't flush. Then I stand up and beat off and skeet on the dook and take pictures of the designs and save it in a scrap book I keep.

[Sn00p]

I fucked a bitch on her period once. But none of that "I didn't know what I was getting into or what was going" bullshit. She pulled out her tampon and I hit that.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by Sn00p

I fucked a bitch on her period once. But none of that "I didn't know what I was getting into or what was going" bullshit. She pulled out her tampon and I hit that.

Gone

One of my homeboys was working the nightshift, while his GF was drunk as fuck I went into their apartment and stole one of their home made pornos. We had a party that night and watched on it the big screen with like 15 people there. Somebody stole it from me later lol.

[veritas]

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on my momma you ever bang ya broad in ya boys bed and skeet sweep? I knew of a dude they called "period pete" rumor has it that this nigga used to get off on politely sipping on period-muck smoothies....THATS a real nigga.

[Batty]

I knew a white girl in school that only sucked black dudes dicks. We all called her Puddin Pop.

[veritas]

Damn. I always thought the pudding pop was when you put it in her butt then made her suck it. To each his own.

[Batty]

That's that ATM machine where I'm from, V

[veritas]

That reminds me of what we used to call the Fedex. You know when you secretly smash ya broads best friend and then have a pic of the money shot fedexed to her workplace on Valentines day...like a boss.

[Tom Sparks]

I jacked off at my friends house, in the basement n left the nut under the stairs

I skull fucked this bitch once, she threw up all over my cocky so I used the inside of her vagina to clean it off

My eyes dispensed a salty liquid during love&basketball

[Split]

real n****** scrape ball sweat to plan the next shower