REAL NIGGA SHIT ITT. ONLY OG's STEP IN. BE WARNED THO: STUNTERS GET TOSSED AT WILL

[Witty]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Ima tell you like this: I keep a blade. I keep a strap. I listen to Mozart. I cook meat over an open fire. Whats more back in the day I broke this hoe named robin for raw vs smackdown for ps2 when it first came out.

I have a knife.

It's quite big.

[Batty]

I don't care how much game you got or how impressive your roster of conquests is, every real nigga has had several of "that bitch". You know that bitch that acts like there's a king cobra tryin to feed her some icky cough syrup when you try to bust a nut anywhere on her facial area. It's always the real pretty bitches too.

Anybody in here wanna go Dexter on the bitch for split second when she does it? Like imagine yourself pointing out her crimes and stabbing her then dumping the body in the gulf stream.

Ryan Gosling is overrated to me. He kinda looks like a cartoon cat with down syndrome.

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real g-strings

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"stunners get tossed at will"



you might wanna change tossed for something else

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batty dat nigga


ayo so do you swallow or are you cumaphobic



my bad i'm just fucking with you my nigga, dope thread i aint a real g but yall keep it 100

[veritas]

On everything, real talk:

1. if she says ouch or "you're hurting me" you go harder
2. after, if she aint crying you aint satisfying.
3. It is in no way gay to say that I have a mancrush on the character of Ron Swanson on that show Parks and Rec.

[Batty]

Look, I wanna see how real We can get in this...

Real niggas snitch.

I will debate anybody on this and hold it down.

[Split]

loooool

[veritas]

I am interested to see where this goes and I would add that real niggas dont get caught and I fapped to an old salt and peppa video when I was 11.

[Batty]

When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.

[Mael]

Originally Posted by Batty

When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.

Goneee.

[veritas]

aight Batty you taking the game to a whole new level, which is why I live so:

I used to be a young mastermind strategist when it came to getting my moms out the house so I could watch scrambled softcore pornos on the Spice network on the cable box. My cock learned instant attention and hold it there so I could get a few vicious strokes to some seconds of "clear tittie with nipple".

This one time my momma came though when I was pitching a tent in the wind, and I swear I did like three dragonball Z back flips through the living room so she wouldn't see. That is when I decided I would grow up to be a ninja, my ninja.

[Witty]

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

[Batty]

When I was at my buddy's house I used his bathroom and straight up jacked a pair of his sister's panties from the laundry basket.


but they could've been his stepmom's tbh.

[Lars]

Originally Posted by Witty

When I was alone at home I used to jack off at the top of the stairs and see how far down them I could get it to go.

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Lars

lmao i think i did that once but from the top of our building and i had held it in for as long as i could without letting go

shit swung out like spiderman web fluid

i remember thinking it must be what peter parked did on his day off

roflzzz

Lmao

Gonnnne @ Spiderman web fluid.

[Batty]

Spidey web fluid is a win.

The only reason to save it up is to do impressive shit like that.

[veritas]

WHEN I WAS AT MY BUDDIES HOUSE I PUSHED PLAY ON HIS DADS VCR AND THERE WAS A STRAIGHT UP PORNO IN IT. I STOLE THAT SHIT AND 60 DOLLARS.

[Batty]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

WHEN I WAS AT MY BUDDIES HOUSE I PUSHED PLAY ON HIS DADS VCR AND THERE WAS A STRAIGHT UP PORNO IN IT. I STOLE THAT SHIT AND 60 DOLLARS.

How old were you and how's you run up on the $60?


When we were kids, me & jason333888 put a porn on my dad's big screen and charged the kids in the neighborhood to watch it.


Real niggas can cry during Disney Pixar movies.

Also when hoes swallow and keep on going, it eventually starts to feel good and hurt and tickle at the same time.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Batty

How old were you and how's you run up on the $60?


When we were kids, me & jason333888 put a porn on my dad's big screen and charged the kids in the neighborhood to watch it.


Real niggas can cry during Disney Pixar movies.

Also when hoes swallow and keep on going, it eventually starts to feel good and hurt and tickle at the same time.

I was bout 11-12 my ninja. I saw it there on this dresser in a gold money clip.

Real niggas can cry during Hotel for Dogs.

True at teh hurt and tickle. Also, you know how broads always wanna try talking to you while you on the john dropping dook? make em suck you while you dooking. They will.