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Old 01-15-2014, 10:35 AM   #1
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For real nigga shit…

-Like when you got your dick in a chick and she coughs. It feels like the coochie is a retreating snapping turtle ducking off into it’s shell.

-Or that look a nigga makes when you look at them and say “What the fuck did you just say?” then they look like Wile E. Coyote when he goes off the side of a cliff and he’s suspended in the air. It’s like their soul folded up and we all know the eyes are the windows to the soul.

-Or when you fuck a bitch and then you gotta go somewhere or dip out right after sex (which is always). When your dick is in post-wood phase and sawce is still dripping, put that shit in a sock and dip out so you won’t fuck up the boxers for wherever you goin next.

-Like when you been meeting up and fucking a chick for awhile and then you in the car or something with her and she starts trying to have a serious discussion with you and you realize she’s getting some emotion. While she’s talking you are actually talking to yourself inside your head and you say “IS THIS BITCH BOUT TO SAY SHE LOVES ME OR WHATEVER” and then the other part of you is like “Oh fuck, we gotta dip” and none of that is even crazy at all when you look back on it.

-Or when you bang her and refuse to throw her a towel afterwards because that shit would be way too personal for your relationship with her.

-Or like when you’re so fucking G that you can say anything and not have to add NO HOMO to that shit. Johnny Depp is handsome as fuck, I can’t even lie.


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Old 01-15-2014, 10:39 AM   #2
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I d suck depp's dik to keep him alive

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Old 01-15-2014, 10:43 AM   #3
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Gilbert Grape made me who I am right now.
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:44 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:03 AM   #5
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on some real life real shit, like really real shit, I smash in the butt when I want to, not when she asks me.

in the morning I dookie then use the shower to wipe me, keep it gutter muhfugga.

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Old 01-15-2014, 11:06 AM   #6
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- when you buy koka noodles by the tray, not the packet, knowing come the end of the month you're gonna thank yourself for the forethought. them shits are instant noodles, not none of this 'throw it in and nuke 'em for 5 mins after applying water' bullshit

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

same goes for brad pitt as it does johnny depp, just to keep it trill also.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:07 AM   #7
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- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:32 AM   #8
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I never tell a bitch I'm bout to come, she jus swallows when it happens
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QUIT STUNTING LIL CUZ!
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:35 AM   #10
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Shit I ain't stuntin, last time a bitch ain't swallow....well you see my avy
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lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:41 AM   #13
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lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?
well played. Toss that stunter outa this thread.

I punch myself in the neck during conventions when people I am forced to talk to start boring me. They get scared and stop.

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Old 01-15-2014, 12:01 PM   #14
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Hey guys, what about when you treat a lady with respect and inquire as to whether she would be comfortable with a sexual activity before engaging in it.

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Ima tell you like this: I keep a blade. I keep a strap. I listen to Mozart. I cook meat over an open fire. Whats more back in the day I broke this hoe named robin for raw vs smackdown for ps2 when it first came out.
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I don't care how much game you got or how impressive your roster of conquests is, every real nigga has had several of "that bitch". You know that bitch that acts like there's a king cobra tryin to feed her some icky cough syrup when you try to bust a nut anywhere on her facial area. It's always the real pretty bitches too.

Anybody in here wanna go Dexter on the bitch for split second when she does it? Like imagine yourself pointing out her crimes and stabbing her then dumping the body in the gulf stream.

Ryan Gosling is overrated to me. He kinda looks like a cartoon cat with down syndrome.
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batty dat nigga


ayo so do you swallow or are you cumaphobic



my bad i'm just fucking with you my nigga, dope thread i aint a real g but yall keep it 100
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