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01-06-2014, 03:23 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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when i was 8 me and my friends touched dicks cause it tickled but then we thought it was weird so we tickled our dicks where our parents wouldnt see us but then one kids mom saw me touching her sons dick wiht my dick and i was a year older so she thought i was bullying him long story short the neighborhood rumor was that i fucked the lil kid and he didnt know what itw as so hes like i had sex with big baby and i was like wtf no i just tickled ur dick and he was like i thought we had sex :( im like no ull learn to have sex when ur my age, anyway i think hes mentally scarred cause he plays in arcades all day and wears those big jeans that carry tons of quarters. and once when i was like 11 i showed my peepee to the girl next door and her brother saw and he was mad but he was younger but she liked it and then couple years later she asked to masturbate me and i said no and she cried i think anyway big baby do da thing and once oh yeah i forgot, once my dogs dick touched my face cause he jumped real high and his dick touched my face and i touch his balls ever so often cause they're so tiny and i like how they're cold. :) lol
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