I have been high for 2 days

Witty · 01-04-2014, 12:07 AM

I haven't slept, got work in 3 hours and it involves speaking to people who don't like me and will want to argue and I'm not gonna be able to stop myself from telling them to get fucked.

I'm probably gonna get fired bros.

Fuck bitches.

Fart · 01-04-2014, 12:19 AM

happens

Witty · 01-04-2014, 12:20 AM

Coffee and cigarettes is all I need.

I'm strang.

NYCSPITZ · 01-04-2014, 12:32 AM

ur tenacity inspires me

Witty · 01-04-2014, 12:37 AM

the thing in ur avy inspires me.

What is it?

NYCSPITZ · 01-04-2014, 12:46 AM

a humongous, benevolent forest spirit

Witty · 01-04-2014, 12:46 AM

Can I have one?

Zen · 01-04-2014, 03:10 AM

Witty when are you coming to America to drop acid and smoke dmt? I say quit your job and get on a plane immediately. You can sleep on the way.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddha

Witty when are you coming to America to drop acid and smoke dmt? I say quit your job and get on a plane immediately. You can sleep on the way.

Lol If only I could...you know that if and when I do eventually make my way to the US of A, I will be hitting you up....it will happen.

It will.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 10:13 AM

I didn't get fired, there was one awkward moment when a manager said something and I didn't have the energy to form a reply so I just stared at her until she went away.

I left early too, but I always do that on Saturdays because everyone is hungover and nobody gives a fuck.

Wise Wiggles · 01-04-2014, 10:14 AM

What type of buds you smoke? They got a name? Are they good? How much you pay? What do you smoke out of?

Ghost1 · 01-04-2014, 10:16 AM

I had a 5 hr training class at work yesterday in which i just drew pictures of.boobz woth my highlighter and stared at the girl next to me like she was a meal.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 10:19 AM

I just smoke weed man...Amnesia Haze was what I was smoking this week, I usually don't bother asking what the name is, don't care....the only reason I know what I have now is because the guy said 'I have Amnesia Haze if you want some' and I did....I did want some.

I usually use my trusty pipe but I roll joints now and then, I enjoy smoking joints more but a pipe is easier.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost1

I had a 5 hr training class at work yesterday in which i just drew pictures of.boobz woth my highlighter and stared at the girl next to me like she was a meal.

I bet she now refers to you as Creepy Highlighter Boobs Guy.

As in....'Watch out, here comes Creepy Highlighter Boobs Guy.'

Batty · 01-04-2014, 10:28 AM

I respect you alot.

Wise Wiggles · 01-04-2014, 10:28 AM

She wants to suck you bags. Trust. Plant the seed bro. Garden.

Ghost1 · 01-04-2014, 10:32 AM

I pushed my pen to the floor an wen she went to grab iti took a loud wiff of her hair.......

She looked at me like i had leprosy ......i just said.....ERM UH.YOU...I....WELL....I HAVE A COLD? U SMELL NICE ....SRRY.

i think were dating now.

Batty · 01-04-2014, 10:38 AM

She might even be preggers.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

I respect you alot.

Respect is what makes the world turn my friend.

Science.

Witty · 01-04-2014, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

I pushed my pen to the floor an wen she went to grab iti took a loud wiff of her hair.......

She looked at me like i had leprosy ......i just said.....ERM UH.YOU...I....WELL....I HAVE A COLD? U SMELL NICE ....SRRY.

i think were dating now.

Did it smell like coconut or ?!?!?!?!?

01-04-2014, 12:07 AM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I have been high for 2 days I haven't slept, got work in 3 hours and it involves speaking to people who don't like me and will want to argue and I'm not gonna be able to stop myself from telling them to get fucked. I'm probably gonna get fired bros. Fuck bitches. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 12:19 AM	#2
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	happens __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

01-04-2014, 12:20 AM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Coffee and cigarettes is all I need. I'm strang. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 12:32 AM	#4
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	ur tenacity inspires me __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-04-2014, 12:37 AM	#5
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	the thing in ur avy inspires me. What is it? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 12:46 AM	#6
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	a humongous, benevolent forest spirit __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-04-2014, 12:46 AM	#7
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Can I have one? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 03:10 AM	#8
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	Witty when are you coming to America to drop acid and smoke dmt? I say quit your job and get on a plane immediately. You can sleep on the way.

01-04-2014, 10:13 AM	#10
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I didn't get fired, there was one awkward moment when a manager said something and I didn't have the energy to form a reply so I just stared at her until she went away. I left early too, but I always do that on Saturdays because everyone is hungover and nobody gives a fuck. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 10:14 AM	#11
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	What type of buds you smoke? They got a name? Are they good? How much you pay? What do you smoke out of? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

01-04-2014, 10:16 AM	#12
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	I had a 5 hr training class at work yesterday in which i just drew pictures of.boobz woth my highlighter and stared at the girl next to me like she was a meal.

01-04-2014, 10:19 AM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I just smoke weed man...Amnesia Haze was what I was smoking this week, I usually don't bother asking what the name is, don't care....the only reason I know what I have now is because the guy said 'I have Amnesia Haze if you want some' and I did....I did want some. I usually use my trusty pipe but I roll joints now and then, I enjoy smoking joints more but a pipe is easier. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-04-2014, 10:28 AM	#15
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I respect you alot.

01-04-2014, 10:32 AM	#17
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	I pushed my pen to the floor an wen she went to grab iti took a loud wiff of her hair....... She looked at me like i had leprosy ......i just said.....ERM UH.YOU...I....WELL....I HAVE A COLD? U SMELL NICE ....SRRY. i think were dating now.

01-04-2014, 10:38 AM	#18
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	She might even be preggers.