What's the worst thing you ever did ever?

Originally Posted by Fig Jr.

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad

lol youfuckingwotm8?

thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant?

[Figgly Wiggly]

Originally Posted by King Masa II

lol youfuckingwotm8?

thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant?

I like to think that slap effected his subconscious in some manner that will alter his life
and in that way alter all of society through some intricate series of meta cognitive processes
(I don't know what I'm talking about)