NETCEES YEAR END AWARDS NOMINEES1!!11!#11111!#++#+@+$(#( - Page 2

Split · 12-22-2013, 10:14 AM

Best Battle

1. Dead Man vs. Veritas, AOWL Season 1

Best style

1. zygote
2
3
4
5

Worst battler

1. GhostWriter
2. Slowhands
3. Gkillaz
4. 2triple0 (do they have to be sentient to be a battler?)
5. LyricalLawrence

Best Topical writer

1. Vulgar
2. zygote
3. Black
4. PancakeBrah
5. Oats

Most underrated battler

1. Mael
2. Vulgar
3. GOW

Most underated topical writer

1. Lexicon
2. oXus
3. Wise Ways
4
5

Best Topical piece

1. "Visiting Friends"
2
3
4
5

Most improved battler

1. Malachi
2
3
4
5

Best Boarder

1
2
3
4
5

Most improved boarder

1. Allen Knight
2. NYCSPITZ
3
4
5

Worst Boarder

1
2
3
4
5

Most over rated boarder

1. Masaii
2. Rawn
3.
4
5

Most under rated boarder

1. Fig
2. Orc
3. NYCSPITZ
4. Knucklehead
5

Most interesting member

1. Beyond
2. Veritas
3
4
5

Most valuable member to the site

1. Sharp 9
2. Bags
3. namix
4. Chyeahhhh
5

Biggest faggot

1
2
3
4
5

Best thread

1. Warthog Gate. just everything about that situation
2
3
4
5

Most overated battler

1
2
3
4
5

Most overated topical writer

1. PancakeBrah
2
3
4
5

Funniest member

1. Mizz Millionaire
2. Reed
3. Bags
4. uh-oh
5.

Least funny member

1. Masaii
2.
3
4
5

Best punchline

1
2
3
4
5

Most irrelevant member

1. Masaii
2
3
4
5

Best Admin/moderator

1. Strikta
2
3
4
5

Best tournament

1
2
3
4
5

Worst admin/moderator

1
2
3
4
5

Worst tournament

1
2
3
4
5

Best Troll

1. Dr. Expert
2. Judge Chester Charlesworth
3. Veritas
4
5

Worst troll

1. Urban Dialect
2
3
4
5

Nicest guy on the board

1. zygote
2. Vulgar
3.
4
5

big baby · 12-22-2013, 11:44 AM

Best Battler

1 Cashius

Best swag an flow guy

1 @Neighbor, though this category has been weak. I would put myself but I don't really post that much.

Best style

1 ? Of what?

Best Topical writer
I don't read the league much, just what's in the open mic.

1 @Certain
2 @dull boy
3 @NYCSpitz
4 @pancake
5 @deadman

Best Beef

1 @dull boy/ @ill nik-A

Best Topical piece

1 This is hard, there was a piece I read, that I loved. I think it was inducted into the HOF. I checked, and it wasn't there. I think someones name that starts with a "n", originally I thought it was @namix, but his HOF piece isnt the one I was looking for. Only person else I can think of is @Nigma but I read some of his pieces and it's not the style in which the one I like, was written in. So I'm in a bit of a qualm here. I'll re-edit this if someone helps me find it. It was a piece written about space, I think? I forget. It was a while back.

I found it, it was by @Nigma.

1. "Galactic Fractals" - http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=10442
, got a bit of negative feed that I'm sure swayed a few readers, but it really is good. Certains there again telling people how badly they suck passive aggressively. J/k.
2 "Ropes" - http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=31145 - by deadman
3 "Girls." http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=4100 - by Void
4. "GRIZZLY BEARS" http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=9313 - Pancake brah

Most improved topical writer

1 @Split Eight
2 @Wise Ways
3 @pancake brah
4 @deadman
5 @dull boy

Most valuable member to the site

1 @namix
2/3/4/5 posters with the highest view count in threads created. Too lazy to look up those stats.

Biggest faggot

1 @uh-oh/ @Strikta
2 dull boy
3 @Mike Wrecka

Most overated topical writer

1 deadman
2 pancake

Funniest member
really a toss up, are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

Least funny member

1 dull boy
2 chyeah
3 @Strikta
4 @Badweather
5 @ZYGote

Most irrelevant member

1 whoever last signed up

Best Admin/moderator

1 namix

Best Troll

1 dull boy
2 ryan 12

Nicest guy on the board

1 namix
2 zygote
3 @Mr. J
4 alot of the open mic guys

Sn00p · 12-22-2013, 03:38 PM

I'll try and do mine later (on my phone right now). Hopefully, I won't be the only one actually remembering the whole year and not just the last couple of months.

12-22-2013, 06:36 PM

ITT: you voted against me!? Ill vote against you!

Feels have been hurt

Split · 12-22-2013, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Masa II

ITT: you voted against me!? Ill vote against you!

Feels have been hurt

I doubt anyone is that immature srs serious ITT

NYCSPITZ · 12-22-2013, 07:12 PM

listen guys I'm gonna need more noms if u want our relationship to continue

can we get a top 5 no show category?

Certain · 12-23-2013, 05:49 PM

What are the odds anyone bothers compiling this?

Ghost1 · 12-23-2013, 06:21 PM

U just volunteered

Certain · 12-23-2013, 06:28 PM

I'm good. Thanks for the offer.

Ghost1 · 12-23-2013, 06:29 PM

Ill expect ur final draft in triplicate.

Nigma · 12-23-2013, 07:22 PM

@big baby thanks for the shout out. Im happy others read and enjoyed that piece, it got HoF nom'd but then we skipped that month of inductions. A mod should put it in the HoF and give me an achieve tbh

Figgly Wiggly · 12-23-2013, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigma

@big baby thanks for the shout out. Im happy others read and enjoyed that piece, it got HoF nom'd but then we skipped that month of inductions. A mod should put it in the HoF and give me an achieve tbh

That piece was fuckin dope. Read it after big baby mentioned it

Nigma · 12-23-2013, 10:50 PM

Thank you Figgy doodle. You are ageing well

NYCSPITZ · 12-23-2013, 10:56 PM

yo nigma is fucking dope b but I can toedrag him b/c way more ice time over my lifespan but he still mad cool yo

slapshot 85 mph, would u block it???

PancakeBrah · 12-23-2013, 11:07 PM

i change my #1 boarder to nyc

Nigma · 12-23-2013, 11:24 PM

too bad you spent most of your ice time on your ass after tripping over your rapunzel fashioned slicked back golden greasy locks, and although you also can write I would marty mcsorley you and then todd bertuzzi you as your body fell to the ice. see the following 2 short videos for reference information and brutally violent unanticipated attacks

Black man gets clubbed in the head by a hockey stick

Barbaric player sucker punches unsuspecting member of opposing team, breaking his neck

Diode · 12-23-2013, 11:37 PM

did i win all the things

Nigma · 12-23-2013, 11:38 PM

are you going to get a new bottle of scotch for christmas?

Diode · 12-23-2013, 11:41 PM

i wouldn't be surprised

my friend bought me a bottle of crown royal reserve for my christmas party this past weekend. i'm not much for canadian whiskey, but hey, free booze. i wonder how that will go. i guess i'll find out now, since i have a bar in my office and my in-laws bought me a bunch of bar things.

NYCSPITZ · 12-23-2013, 11:43 PM

LMAO od b. did u pick brash bc I act too black???

12-22-2013, 10:14 AM	#21
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Best Battle 1. Dead Man vs. Veritas, AOWL Season 1 Best style 1. zygote 2 3 4 5 Worst battler 1. GhostWriter 2. Slowhands 3. Gkillaz 4. 2triple0 (do they have to be sentient to be a battler?) 5. LyricalLawrence Best Topical writer 1. Vulgar 2. zygote 3. Black 4. PancakeBrah 5. Oats Most underrated battler 1. Mael 2. Vulgar 3. GOW Most underated topical writer 1. Lexicon 2. oXus 3. Wise Ways 4 5 Best Topical piece 1. "Visiting Friends" 2 3 4 5 Most improved battler 1. Malachi 2 3 4 5 Best Boarder 1 2 3 4 5 Most improved boarder 1. Allen Knight 2. NYCSPITZ 3 4 5 Worst Boarder 1 2 3 4 5 Most over rated boarder 1. Masaii 2. Rawn 3. 4 5 Most under rated boarder 1. Fig 2. Orc 3. NYCSPITZ 4. Knucklehead 5 Most interesting member 1. Beyond 2. Veritas 3 4 5 Most valuable member to the site 1. Sharp 9 2. Bags 3. namix 4. Chyeahhhh 5 Biggest faggot 1 2 3 4 5 Best thread 1. Warthog Gate. just everything about that situation 2 3 4 5 Most overated battler 1 2 3 4 5 Most overated topical writer 1. PancakeBrah 2 3 4 5 Funniest member 1. Mizz Millionaire 2. Reed 3. Bags 4. uh-oh 5. Least funny member 1. Masaii 2. 3 4 5 Best punchline 1 2 3 4 5 Most irrelevant member 1. Masaii 2 3 4 5 Best Admin/moderator 1. Strikta 2 3 4 5 Best tournament 1 2 3 4 5 Worst admin/moderator 1 2 3 4 5 Worst tournament 1 2 3 4 5 Best Troll 1. Dr. Expert 2. Judge Chester Charlesworth 3. Veritas 4 5 Worst troll 1. Urban Dialect 2 3 4 5 Nicest guy on the board 1. zygote 2. Vulgar 3. 4 5 __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

12-22-2013, 11:44 AM	#22
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,716 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599678	Best Battler 1 Cashius Best swag an flow guy 1 @Neighbor, though this category has been weak. I would put myself but I don't really post that much. Best style 1 ? Of what? Best Topical writer I don't read the league much, just what's in the open mic. 1 @Certain 2 @dull boy 3 @NYCSpitz 4 @pancake 5 @deadman Best Beef 1 @dull boy/ @ill nik-A Best Topical piece 1 This is hard, there was a piece I read, that I loved. I think it was inducted into the HOF. I checked, and it wasn't there. I think someones name that starts with a "n", originally I thought it was @namix, but his HOF piece isnt the one I was looking for. Only person else I can think of is @Nigma but I read some of his pieces and it's not the style in which the one I like, was written in. So I'm in a bit of a qualm here. I'll re-edit this if someone helps me find it. It was a piece written about space, I think? I forget. It was a while back. I found it, it was by @Nigma. 1. "Galactic Fractals" - http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=10442 , got a bit of negative feed that I'm sure swayed a few readers, but it really is good. Certains there again telling people how badly they suck passive aggressively. J/k. 2 "Ropes" - http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=31145 - by deadman 3 "Girls." http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=4100 - by Void 4. "GRIZZLY BEARS" http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=9313 - Pancake brah Most improved topical writer 1 @Split Eight 2 @Wise Ways 3 @pancake brah 4 @deadman 5 @dull boy Most valuable member to the site 1 @namix 2/3/4/5 posters with the highest view count in threads created. Too lazy to look up those stats. Biggest faggot 1 @uh-oh/ @Strikta 2 dull boy 3 @Mike Wrecka Most overated topical writer 1 deadman 2 pancake Funniest member really a toss up, are we allowed to vote for ourselves? Least funny member 1 dull boy 2 chyeah 3 @Strikta 4 @Badweather 5 @ZYGote Most irrelevant member 1 whoever last signed up Best Admin/moderator 1 namix Best Troll 1 dull boy 2 ryan 12 Nicest guy on the board 1 namix 2 zygote 3 @Mr. J 4 alot of the open mic guys Last edited by big baby; 12-22-2013 at 12:15 PM.

12-23-2013, 05:49 PM	#27
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	What are the odds anyone bothers compiling this? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-23-2013, 06:28 PM	#29
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	I'm good. Thanks for the offer. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-23-2013, 07:22 PM	#31
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,724 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595810	@big baby thanks for the shout out. Im happy others read and enjoyed that piece, it got HoF nom'd but then we skipped that month of inductions. A mod should put it in the HoF and give me an achieve tbh __________________

12-22-2013, 03:38 PM	#23
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213749	I'll try and do mine later (on my phone right now). Hopefully, I won't be the only one actually remembering the whole year and not just the last couple of months.

12-22-2013, 06:36 PM	#24
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	ITT: you voted against me!? Ill vote against you! Feels have been hurt

12-22-2013, 07:12 PM	#26
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	listen guys I'm gonna need more noms if u want our relationship to continue can we get a top 5 no show category?

12-23-2013, 10:50 PM	#33
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,724 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595810	Thank you Figgy doodle. You are ageing well __________________

12-23-2013, 10:56 PM	#34
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	yo nigma is fucking dope b but I can toedrag him b/c way more ice time over my lifespan but he still mad cool yo slapshot 85 mph, would u block it???

12-23-2013, 11:07 PM	#35
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	i change my #1 boarder to nyc __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

12-23-2013, 11:37 PM	#37
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	did i win all the things __________________

12-23-2013, 11:38 PM	#38
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,724 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595810	are you going to get a new bottle of scotch for christmas? __________________

12-23-2013, 11:41 PM	#39
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i wouldn't be surprised my friend bought me a bottle of crown royal reserve for my christmas party this past weekend. i'm not much for canadian whiskey, but hey, free booze. i wonder how that will go. i guess i'll find out now, since i have a bar in my office and my in-laws bought me a bunch of bar things. __________________

12-23-2013, 11:43 PM	#40
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	LMAO od b. did u pick brash bc I act too black???