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i had sex with a virgin once. he and i lasted 5 minutes. haha we were both virgins. but we kept trying the same night and lasted maybe 15 minutes tops. double virgins, real intense. just be fuckin careful when you put it in, that shit hurts us the first time. dont just hit it raw, you gotta be easy or she wont even enjoy it . and the reason why it matters (not that you care), but if she doesnt enjoy it, she wont stay wet. you'll be hitting sandpaper. so warm her up good
it is kinda funny you're asking what to expect though haha also, you say she wont know what she's doing... but then you said she's had lesbian sex. i bet she'll know exactly what she's doing haha only cuz lesbians tend to advance to strap-ons and shit so maybe you wont be her first dick technically... the artificial beat you to it. oh well |
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Dude finger bang till you catch the precum fantasia
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yea bodey is on point except the strap on thing
my experience with lesbo's, they fingerblast the fuck out of eachother. she dont have a cherry if she's an experienced lesbo bro. they dont rub pussies together lol. this isnt a scissoring porno lol. they finger fuck and eat eachother. unless she cums vaginally like from dick, you're gonna suck dog. you better be a champ at eating that monkey, because she's used to chicks munching and fingering that. alot of chicks dont cum from penetration, theyre weirdo's. so get them fingers and tongue ready dog |
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This thread is confusing. I want to know more about your girl's lesbian adventures. Let us know how it turns out. Post pictures, or it didn't happen.
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She says she doesn't know how she feels bout suckin dick. that's lame shit, although I have a feeling the pussy will hold me ovr for a while. |
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Yo, yall seen bleak. Imagine what this giant dyke bitch looks like.
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she's 19. We've known each other for a while so it just kinda happened.
She said she was attracted to dudes before but didn't trust guys as a whole. You know me, I renewed hope for us. And if the pussy's good, you can thank me if you ever meet her down the road. I'm bettin the cat's pretty nice. |
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damn word it should be decent
dont get yourself stuck with a clinger though, unless you would like that |
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She doesn't come off as that type, she just wants to have fun.
But shit, you never know what'll happen. I just know I'm smashin. |
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if she was a virgin at 19, she must of been fucking fugly.
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also leaned @Paytience training his virgins before he kisses them. Slaving away in the vagina aviary until one emerges ready and "willing"
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thats not how it works dia....
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Yes...it was wonderful. But I trained her for konths beforehand. I kind of have a thing about NOT kessing with virgins.
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She's not a virgin because she's ugly Dia.
She's a virgin cause she hasn't a rendezvous with this dick. Holla, you're jealous. |
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Yo googled 'couch cushion gifs' for a retort and found this.
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lmao
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