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bleak 03-01-2013 01:19 PM

Anyone fucked a virgin?
 
My new chick is a virgin.

"Bleak, you're such a faggot you shouldn't believe that shit."

Except I've known her since we were 12, my sister's known her since birth. so stfu.

Either way, is there anything I should be prepared for? I know she aint gonna know what she's doing, but I know that thing tight so she could just lay there for all I gaf.

Btw she's a virgin because she hasn't been wit a dude before me, she's had hella lesbo sex. Maybe that will make her better at suckin the d? Idk I know it raises the bar on my head game cause she's an expert.

Seem too good to be true, right? a virgin lesbian/bi who is willing to catch the d now?

I thought the same thing, but... it's true, and you wish you were me.

Dope girl 03-01-2013 01:32 PM

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Witty 03-01-2013 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2 Beautiful (Post 23233)
Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Wrong hole.

~RustyGunZ~ 03-01-2013 01:40 PM

by lesbian sex do you mean hetero and by virgin do you mean butt virgin?

confirm or confirm

Chyeahhh!!! 03-01-2013 02:06 PM

he speaks....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 23235)
Wrong hole.

omg...omg.omfg lmao

perfect setup and execution. Sorry DG

Split 03-01-2013 02:07 PM

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

anime_boners 03-01-2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 23246)
is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

you are be facetious right?

trap. 03-01-2013 05:39 PM

C/S Split.

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

bleak 03-01-2013 07:11 PM

Yea I already heard war stories bout that cherry, not worried about it.

And no Split. when I first meet a girl, I think of if her ass and tits make the bill

~RustyGunZ~ 03-01-2013 08:02 PM

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

Witty 03-01-2013 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trap (Post 23323)

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

I badly misinterpreted what this meant, and it made the rest of the post a lot worse.

Scott Akers 03-01-2013 09:35 PM

you gotta master loosing your own virginity first.

Seyance 03-01-2013 09:40 PM

never has a more ironic comment been posted on a forum..

oh and yeah a few, including my current girl..

Hush 03-02-2013 10:08 AM

This dude a v

Masaii 03-02-2013 11:25 AM

Vic hook line and sinkered this thread

Obv virgin is obv

Good luck young grasshoper

veritas 03-02-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 23472)
This dude a v

Irony. Pot meet kettle

bleak 03-02-2013 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 23343)
how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? He whose name shall not be spoken told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

Witty 03-02-2013 02:02 PM

I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it.

Bodey 03-02-2013 02:26 PM

i had sex with a virgin once. he and i lasted 5 minutes. haha we were both virgins. but we kept trying the same night and lasted maybe 15 minutes tops. double virgins, real intense. just be fuckin careful when you put it in, that shit hurts us the first time. dont just hit it raw, you gotta be easy or she wont even enjoy it . and the reason why it matters (not that you care), but if she doesnt enjoy it, she wont stay wet. you'll be hitting sandpaper. so warm her up good

it is kinda funny you're asking what to expect though haha also, you say she wont know what she's doing... but then you said she's had lesbian sex. i bet she'll know exactly what she's doing haha only cuz lesbians tend to advance to strap-ons and shit so maybe you wont be her first dick technically... the artificial beat you to it. oh well

veritas 03-02-2013 02:33 PM

Dude finger bang till you catch the precum fantasia


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