any NCG's in the NYC area? I'm a be battling in the BX in march...

[Ghost1]

Wat?

U must forget what it was like lol

Pjk was rawning b4 rawn suffered his tragic hand reduction.

Shovels thrown?

Mainly because that whole generation moved away from the site is why it quieted down.....but hes managed to piss off the new gen here pretty well at this point

[detour]

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

The bx is dirty as fuck...
only cool part is Fordham...
I got a couple of chicks out there that I never see because I hate driving out there...
Good luck with your battle tho...
Youre going to get robbed or bitten by a rat when u leave the establishment...
Maybe both...

Bye...

I will fuck someone up they try that shit...the rat included...

[Certain]

How?

[detour]

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

Ayo but listen seadad.


Pjk was never really liked here? He was gettin trashed well before tarnishing dizasters battle career.

that's the thing tho, I wasn't...I was pretty well liked when u came to NC's...I remember when u first showed up lol...it wasn't till the site shut down an this new version popped up that the hate started flying in...there were always people that said shit, but no more than anyone says shit to anyone...probably has something to do with diode's IM circles if I had to guess...real shit tho, I didnt get any more hate than anyone else till the old NC's shut down...

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by Certain

How?

Obv spinning ninja 1080 kick is obv

[detour]

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

Wat?

U must forget what it was like lol

Pjk was rawning b4 rawn suffered his tragic hand reduction.

Shovels thrown?

Mainly because that whole generation moved away from the site is why it quieted down.....but hes managed to piss off the new gen here pretty well at this point

that generation didnt hate me tho lol...the jewish jokes an throwing shovel shit was to be expected...but the only people out that generation that genuinely had it in for me, far as I can recall, was alvin karpis an beyond...beating beyond in that pic battle an winning the roast tournament put my internet street cred on a bazillion tbh...

[detour]

Originally Posted by Certain

How?

all depends on how they go about trying to rob me I suppose...or from what angle said rat approaches to attempt his bite...

[Certain]

The rat sneaks up from behind, climbs stealthily up the back of your Ecko sand-blasted carpenter jeans, goes inside your South Pole winter coat but hangs from the inside of the coat so that its back is to your back and you don't feel its tiny claws, then climbs up to your neck and waits comfortably on the fur-lined hood of your jacket. It blends in with the color, which originally was white but now is dirty and brown. Right as you turn a corner, you run into the muggers. As you prepare to fight seven 6-4 and taller armed black men, the rat jumps off your jacket hood and into your left eye, clawing them out as the seven 6-4 and taller armed black men run away in fear. The rat eats through your left eye and into your brain. It devours just enough of your brain to prevent you from further flailing, then connects itself to your brain stem so that you become a rat-operated humanoid body and professional battle rapper.

[detour]

Originally Posted by Certain

The rat sneaks up from behind, climbs stealthily up the back of your Ecko sand-blasted carpenter jeans, goes inside your South Pole winter coat but hangs from the inside of the coat so that its back is to your back and you don't feel its tiny claws, then climbs up to your neck and waits comfortably on the fur-lined hood of your jacket. It blends in with the color, which originally was white but now is dirty and brown. Right as you turn a corner, you run into the muggers. As you prepare to fight seven 6-4 and taller armed black men, the rat jumps off your jacket hood and into your left eye, clawing them out as the seven 6-4 and taller armed black men run away in fear. The rat eats through your left eye and into your brain. It devours just enough of your brain to prevent you from further flailing, then connects itself to your brain stem so that you become a rat-operated humanoid body and professional battle rapper.

ya know I fucks with this scenario but there's a couple problems: a) I don't wear southpole coats, just jeans an the occasional shirt once a year (for all the talk, y'all only seen me in southpole twice since 2008 lol), an b) while I appreciate the sentiment of me letting my white jacket get so dirty it turns brown, I don't wear white jacket specifically for that reason (everybody hates when ur whites aren't as bright as they used to be)...

as for the muggers, I have no doubt they would run, but it would probably have more to do with my totally awesome kung fu skills that wise ways is so ridiculously jealous of...the only other discrepancy in ur story is that being a ninja I have cat like reflexes...as we all know, cats are a mouse/rat worst enemy; thus, I would detect the rat tryna sneak up behind me an challenge it to meet me at one of several locations in NYC to shoot the fair one...once it agreed, I would get on my hush swag an post on NC's thirty times about how I was "at the spot waiting pussy" while in reality I was at home tweezing my eyebrows...eventually the rat would get tired of running to various bodegas across jamaica queens an go bite aero instead...

[Ghost1]

I stopped reading after u lied about not wearing southpole coats. Lets be serious.

[Certain]

It's entirely possible you already are a humanoid body-snatching rat battle rapper.

[Diode]

Lmao at im circles

Pjewk stuck in 2003

[The Bully]

Originally Posted by detour

a) I don't wear southpole coats, just jeans an the occasional shirt once a year (for all the talk, y'all only seen me in southpole twice since 2008

hahahaha good side note D, tell em shun

[detour]

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

I stopped reading after u lied about not wearing southpole coats. Lets be serious.

u shoulda kept going u probably woulda liked the part about hush an the rat...