RED ALERT!!! CHYEAHHH!!! RED ALERT!!! (NO SHOCK, TROLL, JOKE POST)

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Swerve

A 95 year old man falling ill and dying are sure signs of an upcoming disaster.

he was a clone. the real nelson mandela has a lab full of dolphins. and he's listening to them with other nelson mandelas, of different ages. nelson mandela 25,39,43,50,54, so on with random numbers. he has experimented with algorhythms of sensative dolphin noises and has concluded through, in series of dolphin morse code it'd be best for the oldest mandela clone (95) to die, while the real mandela (132) is constantly given life force by the dying mandelas.

he also created a new dolphin, the mandolphin. it's a mixture of mandela and a dolphin. it has a afro and is unjustly jailed by other 'dolphins' for being half-man.

[detour]

Originally Posted by big baby

he was a clone. the real nelson mandela has a lab full of dolphins. and he's listening to them with other nelson mandelas, of different ages. nelson mandela 25,39,43,50,54, so on with random numbers. he has experimented with algorhythms of sensative dolphin noises and has concluded through, in series of dolphin morse code it'd be best for the oldest mandela clone (95) to die, while the real mandela (132) is constantly given life force by the dying mandelas.

he also created a new dolphin, the mandolphin. it's a mixture of mandela and a dolphin. it has a afro and is unjustly jailed by other 'dolphins' for being half-man.

this whole thing had me lol literally but I almost fell out my chair on the last part...