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been that, done there.
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 2,259
Battle Record: 2-1
Accomplishments - OM HOF
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MY DICK IS SO LONG, YOUR'S IS MORE LIKE HELLO
8-23-2004 “my dick is so-long, yours is more like hello” -Dynamix i given girls scars on their knees, when they use to just talk cuz bitches always trip over my dick, like I do when I walk thats why we do not fuck, when they see it, for better or not they go straight to the head like a fucking ever-clear shot so the bitches open their mouth, I tell ‘em to give it a try but the truth is hard to swallow, and my dick is no lie i keep bitches happy and clean, see it aint just about the fun deep throatin my cock is a good time ‘n a colostomy in one so you wear extra large protection? what is that proving? fuck magnums, my dick comes strapped with an oozie I just cant find condoms big enuff, I try protectin myself but my dicks always in the Source, cuz its too big for XL they act like scared troy chicks, if i ever rock condoms son bitches call me the Trojan Horse, because im hung like one I talked bout jimmy hats for a minute, its something to see Goodyear went broke tryna make a custom condom for me so durin sex, im confessin- i only use IVs for my protection becuz i need blood transfusions just to support my erection im always at confession, God always forgave me my crimes and you can say he gave me an inch, about fourty-eight times damn straight I flaunting this man, you know it kid we both got socks in our pants, …but I got a couple feet to go wit it theres pride amongst friends, jacking off, pissing, but shit man how many kids do you know also equipped with a kick stand? Im not a real kinky fan, I guess I like a bitch that’s a moaner but the definition of golden shower, …is goin to the bathroom after I piss with a boner im even too much for a fat chick, because dammit the fact is fedex n ups went on a joint venture just to handle my package ur hung like a hobbit, while I can hang around the black kids call me gandolf, cuz my white shaft hits the ground like magic for real, the black myth? i no longer think they are pretending cuz im a white boy, and my dick is fucking racist against me sex with me is a religious experience, now your bitches will see cuz after the missionary position, they’ll take a vow of celibacy so if ur not stocked, its got to be shitty, really something to pity every guy has a member, but i got a motherfucking committee |
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