ITT: WHY I'M BETTER THAN YOU

[StarFaggot]

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

My vocabulary is stronger, I have a better presence in real life and written open mics, my face has more of a chiseled adonis look, I'm better at topicals, I'm better at ice hockey, I'm better at handball, I'm better at baseball, I run a 5:15 mile, I can drink more than you, I'm younger than you, I'm more thugged out than you I'd step to godzilla, I just have a stronger presence in general in real life, I can go on and on...

I'm superior in looks lets get that out of the way. I dress better. You could beat me in hockey but I'd put the paws on you on ice in hockey gear. You can be more thugged out sure. I ran the mile 5:37 in 8th grade. I'm older, wiser and am alpha male.