SCENARIO: You are weary, struggling through a sex drought

[e11even]

Originally Posted by TYSON

My position on the matter is already known.

What i'm about to say may sound like what a closet racist would say:


I'm cool with fat people. I have those in my family. I know like three fat people. And I've had a relationship with an overweight girl.


Problem is: if she ain't a freak; has a horrible personality; can't suck a dick, cook, make me laugh, get money.... SHE'S FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!

I'd marry a big girl tomorrow if OVERALL she has something crucial worth keeping her around. But, a one-night at night, no witnesses?? She better not stink. That is all.