NETCEES TALENT SHOW! - Page 2

Fig · 11-03-2013, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominate

Wtf is your avy fig?

HAHAHA

Witty · 11-03-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

My grandma forced her kids to snort crank at a very young age

Maybe they liked it.

Did u ask?

Fig · 11-03-2013, 06:41 PM

oh they loved it

that's just how they bonded

Witty · 11-03-2013, 06:51 PM

Drugs are good.

Sn00p · 11-03-2013, 07:12 PM

I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

Dominate · 11-03-2013, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sn00p

I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

You can sing mein hut der hat drei ecken

e11even · 11-03-2013, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

We could slap some neon lights onto DG's ass and have ourselves a little light show

I see what you did there.

I will be snorting coke. Out of Oprah's ass. Through a gerbil tube. While simultaneously reciting Rick Ross ad libs.

Sn00p · 11-03-2013, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominate

You can sing mein hut der hat drei ecken

Nah, Hitler wouldn't have sung that.

Sn00p · 11-03-2013, 07:51 PM

Also, that song sucks.

My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it didn't have three corners,
it wouldn't be my hat.

^real?

Witty · 11-03-2013, 07:56 PM

Lmao best song ever.

Dominate · 11-03-2013, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sn00p

Also, that song sucks.

My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it didn't have three corners,
it wouldn't be my hat.

^real?

It's catchy though

Certainly much more appropriate than any of the kids songs that are in English... All of them are about babies falling out of trees or the Black Plague or some shit

DLB · 11-03-2013, 08:59 PM

I can fight u w/ hands, Anthony

turn this into an nC fight club

Frank Metts · 11-03-2013, 10:30 PM

I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...

It's like people are shocked when your in public and your baby smiles and is as polite as she knows how to be.

I can take opiates and vomit a half hour later, for fun we can line up some pill heads going through withdraw and see which one can find the Vicodin in the puke pile like digging up rawns nose during a challenge in the old nickelodeon game double dare

Certain · 11-03-2013, 10:47 PM

I can eat three Chipotle burritos in 7 minutes.

Well, I actually haven't done it since college, but I'd be willing to give it another shot for a chance at glory.

Rawn MD · 11-04-2013, 03:19 AM

My nose will not be defiled like that again @Frank Metts

U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u

e11even · 11-04-2013, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...

It is though. My sister's kids don't have an authoritarian. Everyone is so shocked that a man of my stature, however, can have such well-behaved children. It hurts, yet I love the reaction at the same time.

YDK · 11-04-2013, 04:12 AM

I can snort percs...not a talent, just fun

Split · 11-04-2013, 07:39 AM

I can do a strong Mike Wrecka impression.

For the next ten years I will attempt to perfectly emulate Genocide without a shred of personality or wit.
See u boys on the other side

Brian Bryan · 11-04-2013, 07:58 AM

lmao me and @MMLP can flip insane ammounts of beermats and catch them

pretty sure vids been posted here

Frank Metts · 11-04-2013, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rawn MD

My nose will not be defiled like that again @Frank Metts

U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u

So on your phone keyboard do you have to hitch hike in order for your thumbs to reach the FGH key area?

11-03-2013, 06:41 PM	#23
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	oh they loved it that's just how they bonded __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

11-03-2013, 06:51 PM	#24
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Drugs are good. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-03-2013, 07:56 PM	#30
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Lmao best song ever. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-03-2013, 10:47 PM	#34
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I can eat three Chipotle burritos in 7 minutes. Well, I actually haven't done it since college, but I'd be willing to give it another shot for a chance at glory. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

11-04-2013, 03:19 AM	#35
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	My nose will not be defiled like that again @Frank Metts U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est

11-03-2013, 07:12 PM	#25
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

11-03-2013, 07:51 PM	#29
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	Also, that song sucks. My hat, it has three corners. Three corners has my hat. And if it didn't have three corners, it wouldn't be my hat. ^real?

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	I can fight u w/ hands, Anthony turn this into an nC fight club

11-03-2013, 10:30 PM	#33
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently... It's like people are shocked when your in public and your baby smiles and is as polite as she knows how to be. I can take opiates and vomit a half hour later, for fun we can line up some pill heads going through withdraw and see which one can find the Vicodin in the puke pile like digging up rawns nose during a challenge in the old nickelodeon game double dare

11-04-2013, 04:12 AM	#37
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	I can snort percs...not a talent, just fun __________________

11-04-2013, 07:39 AM	#38
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	I can do a strong Mike Wrecka impression. For the next ten years I will attempt to perfectly emulate Genocide without a shred of personality or wit. See u boys on the other side __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com Last edited by Split; 11-04-2013 at 07:42 AM.

11-04-2013, 07:58 AM	#39
Brian Bryan BITER Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: England Posts: 620 Battle Record: 4-0 Champed - Gimmick Battle League Rep Power: 0	lmao me and @MMLP can flip insane ammounts of beermats and catch them pretty sure vids been posted here