No fap November - Page 2

Untold · 11-02-2013, 06:54 PM

I've gone 3-4 months one time.

When I finally beat it, it wasn't even all that :(

Certain · 11-02-2013, 08:10 PM

Wise Wiggles · 11-02-2013, 08:44 PM

In the words of a Taken quote..

Good luck..

Malachi · 11-02-2013, 08:45 PM

fuck this

Fig · 11-02-2013, 09:00 PM

Lol

FUCK YOU!

11-02-2013, 11:54 PM

Longest ever been was 3 weeks
It was like a hose when I released. Never again lol.

Vulgar · 11-03-2013, 01:17 AM

Nahhh

Certain · 11-03-2013, 01:18 AM

Real talk: If I go a week without releasing the valve, I wake up all gooey. I think my body just isn't used to storage.

Fig · 11-03-2013, 01:21 AM

I just saw one of those saucy Carls Jr. commercials where a hot bitch seductively eats a burger

AND BOY DID IT MAKE ME HUNGRY

Certain · 11-03-2013, 01:22 AM

Fig, don't put your dick in a burger.

veritas · 11-03-2013, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Veritas.

Get married. Have all the sex you want.

Certain · 11-03-2013, 01:22 AM

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.

Mael · 11-03-2013, 01:25 AM

To make it a real challenge you should watch porn and see how you hold up.

Hold up. That didn't sound right.

Fig · 11-03-2013, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.

NSFW

YDK · 11-03-2013, 03:31 AM

Wat if ya fuck but jerk it ta bust on her face or summin? Do that count as fappin

Frank Metts · 11-03-2013, 09:32 AM

Have a baby, work 40+ a week and get married ... You'll go months without a palm abortion and not even think about it ... I can't tell you the last time I white knuckled the main vein

Strikta · 11-03-2013, 10:03 AM

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

11-03-2013, 10:09 AM

Just watched Bella Donna......Fap Free Feb?

Witty · 11-03-2013, 11:13 AM

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

Certain · 11-03-2013, 11:57 AM

This board would be a disaster if everyone kept all that inside themselves.

11-02-2013, 06:54 PM	#21
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	I've gone 3-4 months one time. When I finally beat it, it wasn't even all that :( __________________ MT

11-02-2013, 08:44 PM	#23
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	In the words of a Taken quote.. Good luck.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

11-02-2013, 08:45 PM	#24
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	fuck this __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

11-02-2013, 09:00 PM	#25
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Lol FUCK YOU! __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

11-03-2013, 01:18 AM	#28
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Real talk: If I go a week without releasing the valve, I wake up all gooey. I think my body just isn't used to storage. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

11-02-2013, 11:54 PM	#26
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Longest ever been was 3 weeks It was like a hose when I released. Never again lol.

11-03-2013, 01:17 AM	#27
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Nahhh

11-03-2013, 01:21 AM	#29
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I just saw one of those saucy Carls Jr. commercials where a hot bitch seductively eats a burger AND BOY DID IT MAKE ME HUNGRY __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

11-03-2013, 01:22 AM	#30
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Fig, don't put your dick in a burger. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

11-03-2013, 01:25 AM	#33
Mael Almighty Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 580 Battle Record: 2-3 Rep Power: 428844	To make it a real challenge you should watch porn and see how you hold up. Hold up. That didn't sound right.

11-03-2013, 03:31 AM	#35
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	Wat if ya fuck but jerk it ta bust on her face or summin? Do that count as fappin __________________

11-03-2013, 09:32 AM	#36
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	Have a baby, work 40+ a week and get married ... You'll go months without a palm abortion and not even think about it ... I can't tell you the last time I white knuckled the main vein

11-03-2013, 10:03 AM	#37
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep. Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason. I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days. I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air. I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

11-03-2013, 10:09 AM	#38
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Just watched Bella Donna......Fap Free Feb?

11-03-2013, 11:13 AM	#39
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I don't understand why anyone would agree to this. I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen. Stop trying to control my nut sack fig. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-03-2013, 11:57 AM	#40
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	This board would be a disaster if everyone kept all that inside themselves. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.