ITT: Why God exists

[ribbit]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

The path I walk is paved in gold my friend

Like human intervention every time u look at my watch it glares u roll in chryslers frank I'd fuck u up if u crossed my path seriously u may pave ya path in gold but afterwards there wouldn't be a trace intact left

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by ribbit

Like human intervention every time u look at my watch it glares u roll in chryslers frank I'd fuck u up if u crossed my path seriously u may pave ya path in gold but afterwards there wouldn't be a trace intact left

Can someone translate this into English for me?