I feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys - Page 2

Witty · 11-02-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by King Masa II

I like potatoes. Could work.

Youre Irish right?

I thought so but a fellow board member has since revealed that I am actually Scottish.

I know, it was a shock to me too.

Scottish people are ok tho...they have...skirts, and red hair...that's ok too, I can be Scottish if I have to be, I guess....

I hate being Scottish.

:(

Wise Wiggles · 11-02-2013, 01:42 PM

Have you guys seen those tomatoes that grow off potatoes?

11-02-2013, 01:43 PM

No? Real talk im growing potatoes at home IRL. Theyre coming along nicely. I am proud.

Wise Wiggles · 11-02-2013, 01:45 PM

Fig · 11-02-2013, 02:21 PM

I blacked out once

after 15 shots of some nasty bourbon eww yucky

I saved a girl from getting raped or somethin, then I sucked on her boob

gewd time

Witty · 11-02-2013, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

I blacked out once

after 15 shots of some nasty bourbon eww yucky

I saved a girl from getting raped or somethin, then I sucked on her boob

gewd time

Hello.

Fig · 11-02-2013, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Hello.

Hello Darryl

has life fucked you in the ass yet?

Witty · 11-02-2013, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Hello Darryl

has life fucked you in the ass yet?

Multiple times.

My flatulence is no longer audible.

+1 for highbrow buttsex/fart joke.

Dope girl · 11-02-2013, 02:58 PM

I'm jealous cuz u didn't take me j/k glad u had fun <3

uh-oh · 11-02-2013, 02:58 PM

that texting shit is so lucky man

i would have never thought of that, i wouldve drove off over the curb and been in jail today.

but yo its good to see you accumulating funds. i don't want that 100 dollars you're gonna owe me in a couple months affect you

PancakeBrah · 11-02-2013, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

that texting shit is so lucky man

i would have never thought of that, i wouldve drove off over the curb and been in jail today.

but yo its good to see you accumulating funds. i don't want that 100 dollars you're gonna owe me in a couple months affect you

Sunday, brah.

Josh Gordon about to go offfffff

Barkevious Mingo is going to ruin Joe Flacco's day.

Joe Haden vs. an offense with only one real WR? oh no.

Fig · 11-02-2013, 03:01 PM

I found 100 dollars once and spent it on ecstasy

umph

Plot · 11-02-2013, 03:01 PM

I blacked out once.
I was partying with my mate and his gf at a club in Sydney, pilling off our faces
THey asked me to come out to the car to snort some lines of speed, and the
after having the lines told me, "hey, we're going home to fuck" so I was like well
I'm not coming I've just snorted speed and I'm pilling off my face!
Went back to the club and drank shit loads, and shit loads talking to heaps of strangers.
Then its 6'oclock in the morning and I'm getting out of a cab at the beach??

Darth Yoda · 11-02-2013, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plot

I blacked out once.
I was partying with my mate and his gf at a club in Sydney, pilling off our faces
THey asked me to come out to the car to snort some lines of speed, and the
after having the lines told me, "hey, we're going home to fuck" so I was like well
I'm not coming I've just snorted speed and I'm pilling off my face!
Went back to the club and drank shit loads, and shit loads talking to heaps of strangers.
Then its 6'oclock in the morning and I'm getting out of a cab at the beach??

why is this in rhyme format r u rhyming

Witty · 11-02-2013, 03:44 PM

Hello Darth Yoda.

11-02-2013, 01:42 PM	#2
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Have you guys seen those tomatoes that grow off potatoes? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I blacked out once after 15 shots of some nasty bourbon eww yucky I saved a girl from getting raped or somethin, then I sucked on her boob gewd time __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I found 100 dollars once and spent it on ecstasy umph __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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11-02-2013, 01:43 PM	#3
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	No? Real talk im growing potatoes at home IRL. Theyre coming along nicely. I am proud.

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,789 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	I'm jealous cuz u didn't take me j/k glad u had fun <3

11-02-2013, 02:58 PM	#10
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	that texting shit is so lucky man i would have never thought of that, i wouldve drove off over the curb and been in jail today. but yo its good to see you accumulating funds. i don't want that 100 dollars you're gonna owe me in a couple months affect you

11-02-2013, 03:01 PM	#13
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	I blacked out once. I was partying with my mate and his gf at a club in Sydney, pilling off our faces THey asked me to come out to the car to snort some lines of speed, and the after having the lines told me, "hey, we're going home to fuck" so I was like well I'm not coming I've just snorted speed and I'm pilling off my face! Went back to the club and drank shit loads, and shit loads talking to heaps of strangers. Then its 6'oclock in the morning and I'm getting out of a cab at the beach??