I feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys
 

Won $150 in blackjack while blacked out, apparently. All I remember is blacking in and laying on my bed looking at a lamp for an hour before falling back asleep. I drove back to my apartment after going to BDubs earlier in the night to go out with with the roommate, buzzed. I was trying to get to a gas station through a back street and accidentally pulled into a park's park lot only to see a cop waiting there, lights off, looking for speedsters or whatever the fuck cops do. I parked for 5 minutes, pretending I was sending a text since you can't text and drive here, then drove away. I was so nervous omg. Didn't drive after that though. Teehee.

I woke this morning at an angle, my head on the floor and my lower body still in bed.

I stayed like that for a while, reading.

ITT: OP creates a thread with no potential.

That's very mean.

You two aren't friends?

Masaii's butthurt because I said he isn't funny and now he follows me around to threads. It's a shame, Witty.

Just calling a spade a spade

I give lulz where due to any boarder, faggot or otherwise.

Double post

Sup fox

That is a shame.

John Lennon would not be happy.

Pancake! I roflz at your anecdote amd I glad you didnt kill yourself buddy lolololz!

Sup man.

Yknow how it is winter here and everything is all shitty, is it really hot and stuff in Australia?

I heard someone say he stayed in Australia with some random family for a while and on Christmas day they had a bbq on the beach.

I dunno if he was just a big fat liar face tho, can you confirm of that is a thing or no?

Yeah thats common practice. Summer is Dec-Feb here. Beaches are the go to or parks for family picnic. Summer temp usually ranges from 27/35 degrees celcius. There is normally about 3 days at around 42 degrees where it feels like your skin is on fire.

That wouldn't feel right...what about snowmen?

:(

@PancakeBrah did you keep the money you won?

I have never won anything, cept like stupid shit.

Ive only seen snow once

Wtf.

This is really sad.

You wanna come to my house for Christmas?

I like potatoes. Could work.


Youre Irish right?

Yes sir. Started with $100 ended with $250. Plus the roommate owes me like $100 from bets and paid my tab. Pure profit!

Have you guys seen those tomatoes that grow off potatoes?

No? Real talk im growing potatoes at home IRL. Theyre coming along nicely. I am proud.