I have dangleitis

NYCSPITZ · 10-31-2013, 11:21 AM

need a cure, anybody know of a cure like chicken soup? Every time i step onto the ice for the company team I j dangle the fuck out of these cones who revere me in amazement as they lay sprawled on the ice, mouths gaping. Then I easily freeze the tender w/ a lil quick opening of the blade and leg pump, followed by a head fake left then it's a wide open fucking net, i will dangle every canadian and boston gonger in this shit...

Split · 10-31-2013, 11:29 AM

my nigga-san

CopyPat · 10-31-2013, 12:20 PM

phht! u obviously playing against a bunch of pathetic office working non athletic fat fucks who can barely skate. u are getting worse by playing for ur company team brah

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

copy i played jr I'll backhand toedrag the fuck outta u...

backhand toedrag???? now that would be impressive but i think your lying, lets see some video or stats, ahaa..

Dangleitis is a super old saying, had the condition for years.. Also I'm already authorized. clearly.

u played junior though? what level? Jungle C?? lol

split, whats ur story?

Pent uP · 10-31-2013, 04:42 PM

Read title as dangling tits

PancakeBrah · 10-31-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pent uP

Read title as dangling tits

NYCSPITZ · 10-31-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CopyPat

phht! u obviously playing against a bunch of pathetic office working non athletic fat fucks who can barely skate. u are getting worse by playing for ur company team brah

backhand toedrag???? now that would be impressive but i think your lying, lets see some video or stats, ahaa..

Dangleitis is a super old saying, had the condition for years.. Also I'm already authorized. clearly.

u played junior though? what level? Jungle C?? lol

split, whats ur story?

junior A a little mostly jr B tho... lol I can dangle brother...the boston jr bruins were filthy tho can't really lie about it @Split

10-31-2013, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

wasnt funny the first time you posted it.

still not funny.

Diode · 10-31-2013, 10:32 PM

non hockey people gtfo of thread

rags beat buffalo.

hooray, we're not buffalo!

PancakeBrah · 10-31-2013, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by King Masa II

wasnt funny the first time you posted it.

still not funny.

It's funny to me. I don't really care if anyone else lols due to it.

But by all means if it's interrupting you from posting week old news and memes from two years ago, I'll stop post-haste. Please continue being the board-god you think you are, Masaii.

11-01-2013, 12:22 AM

ITT: Cake continues his decline.

Stay tuned for more anti-lulz.

Mr. J · 11-01-2013, 01:23 AM

I found it funny...maybe because I don't lurk the discussion ever moment I'm on

PancakeBrah · 11-01-2013, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by King Masa II

ITT: Cake continues his decline.

Stay tuned for more anti-lulz.

You've never posted anything funny here :(

11-01-2013, 10:41 AM

I feel the same about you

<\3

YDK · 11-01-2013, 10:44 AM

Im half asleep an thought ill nika posted this thread an assumed his old ass was talkin about dangling testicles...I was way off

10-31-2013, 11:21 AM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	I have dangleitis need a cure, anybody know of a cure like chicken soup? Every time i step onto the ice for the company team I j dangle the fuck out of these cones who revere me in amazement as they lay sprawled on the ice, mouths gaping. Then I easily freeze the tender w/ a lil quick opening of the blade and leg pump, followed by a head fake left then it's a wide open fucking net, i will dangle every canadian and boston gonger in this shit...

10-31-2013, 11:29 AM	#2
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899396	my nigga-san __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

10-31-2013, 10:32 PM	#8
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,158 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899407	non hockey people gtfo of thread rags beat buffalo. hooray, we're not buffalo! __________________

11-01-2013, 01:23 AM	#11
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,033 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349679	I found it funny...maybe because I don't lurk the discussion ever moment I'm on __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

11-01-2013, 10:44 AM	#14
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181110	Im half asleep an thought ill nika posted this thread an assumed his old ass was talkin about dangling testicles...I was way off __________________

10-31-2013, 04:42 PM	#4
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,502 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862273	Read title as dangling tits

11-01-2013, 12:22 AM	#10
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	ITT: Cake continues his decline. Stay tuned for more anti-lulz.

11-01-2013, 10:41 AM	#13
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I feel the same about you <\3