Phuck Yew Vs R!can(Pic Battle) - PHUCK WINS

Answer · 10-22-2013, 11:12 AM

kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you

your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice

my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta

vs

U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.

U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business

I felt like a few Rican's lines were pretty played e.g. the Pussy/Cat litter line. But he also had a few lines that were just too simple, like the fudge and caramel line. Phuck also had a couple lines that were too simple like the pops and sister line, but he had some witty ones as well. The grease line made me chuckle a little. I also felt like phuck's overall wording just had a bit more of a sting to it than some of rican's

Vote - Phuck

10-22-2013, 11:12 AM	#14
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta vs U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right, Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site. U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness, Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business I felt like a few Rican's lines were pretty played e.g. the Pussy/Cat litter line. But he also had a few lines that were just too simple, like the fudge and caramel line. Phuck also had a couple lines that were too simple like the pops and sister line, but he had some witty ones as well. The grease line made me chuckle a little. I also felt like phuck's overall wording just had a bit more of a sting to it than some of rican's Vote - Phuck