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This is a 3-point swag procedure

1. Get those accessories up to date bruh. What you wanna do is cop a pair of leather spanks, a custom fubu blazer, some shag rug timbalands, and for that whip appeal, get your ass behind the wheel of a convertible jetta, on 30" dubs, no joke.

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2. Alright, so you're dripping swag at this point, but you're guna need an easily accessible place for all the broadies to flock to you. Well first thing, jump in that pimp ass jetta and bump return of the mack by my nigga Mark Morrison. Now pull up to your local YMCA. The girlys will be lining up to your jetta door, waiting for you to gobble their bean like a mexican chicken. Pick bout', fo' o' five a them bitchez out, then haul out that motherfucker.

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3. Now you got you some bitches, a fly ride, and those skins lookin up. What you missing now, is a big cock in your ass. Yup, as a matter of fact, a big black one. Get that over with, and you'll be full fledged

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