If netcees were madden what do you think your player rating would be ? - Page 2

Darth Yoda · 10-16-2013, 01:17 PM

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

Swerve · 10-16-2013, 01:29 PM

How do you pick a position for your writing?

PancakeBrah · 10-16-2013, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Yoda

Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

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Darth Yoda · 10-16-2013, 01:43 PM

and Bruno mars

DLB · 10-16-2013, 01:44 PM

im dlbrandon marshall

Fig · 10-16-2013, 02:02 PM

I would be a 43 as a pulling guard because that's the position I currently play, and although I'm good on my team, I'm skinny as fuck, but my technique would fuck your moms ass.

Ghost1 · 10-16-2013, 02:22 PM

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

El Muffin · 10-16-2013, 02:26 PM

Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days

Fart · 10-16-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff

Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days

I was an above average left guard mostly because I was huge for my age. Changed to Tight End because it took four of those tiny bitches to slow me to a stop. Fourth grade nigga

ill nik-A · 10-16-2013, 02:43 PM

We got retards here I swear

Fart · 10-16-2013, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

We got retards here I swear

My mom hangs my text verses on the fridge
Fuck your life

detour · 10-16-2013, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

So you think you'd warrant a 95 rating in madden at running back. You think that.

You, sir, are an idiot

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

emotional vagina · 10-16-2013, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by detour

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

MUST FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF!!!

emotional vagina · 10-16-2013, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Itt every 1 that posted in this thread is fucking retarded?

This couldve been a moderately funny thread.

Its still finny...but in a pathetic way....because of what u posted and tbe interpretation of the OP that made u think to post it also.

Generally i dislike all of the people on this board. This thread is a testament towards my feelings in that regard.

THEY WILL FEAR ME! OR ELSE!!! FEAR ME!!!!

Witty · 10-16-2013, 04:35 PM

Like 76?

I don't even know what that means, other people were just picking numbers so I picked a number.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS.

I feel really left out.

DLB · 10-16-2013, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by detour

tbh I thought he meant in terms of being a forum poster not actual football stats...given that he's referring to actual football stats I'd obviously be a 97 at least...

nah u ain't got no rating b

u always gon be the NE Coach of madden, u cheat like Belicheck did w/ that Spygate shit except u ain't winning

Ghost1 · 10-16-2013, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by emotional vagina

THEY WILL FEAR ME! OR ELSE!!! FEAR ME!!!!

Completely honest here

This is literally ur least funny account uve ever made/used

Nkt one lol has been created.

emotional vagina · 10-16-2013, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Completely honest here

This is literally ur least funny account uve ever made/used

Nkt one lol has been created.

MUST.....NOT...LET...THAT ASSHOLE BEAT ME AGAIN....MUST NOT SHOW HIM HE HURTS ME!!!! MUST MAKE THE LESSER BEINGS FEAR ME!

uh-oh · 10-16-2013, 07:59 PM

i'm like a 99 punter

uh-oh · 10-16-2013, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

I'd be an 89 placekicker.

sorta beat me to my joke

i need to read threads before coming in stoned like i'm a genius

10-16-2013, 01:29 PM	#22
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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I would be a 43 as a pulling guard because that's the position I currently play, and although I'm good on my team, I'm skinny as fuck, but my technique would fuck your moms ass. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol at some of ya harkening back to yall pee wee football days __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	We got retards here I swear __________________ Grumpy old man.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Like 76? I don't even know what that means, other people were just picking numbers so I picked a number. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS. I feel really left out. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-16-2013, 01:17 PM	#21
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	Writing skill probably 99. Physically, I'm not a nfl build. nor have I played madden. I'm not really good at football either. But if we were to take account physicality on the overall umph of the board, I bench 225 for about 6, probably less now. I don't really run 40s. I max a very high squat. I do boxing, I run 8 miles fairly fast, and I do about 600 sit ups a day. I'm not a gym rat either. I just like sparring and heavy bagging. Also my speedbag is insane. idk idc I probably like a 79. football wise I'm like a 44 or so. idk how fit you guys are. but in writing I max out but I got different strength to get me 99 same with bwhaha and dull boy, black, oats and certain.

10-16-2013, 01:43 PM	#24
Darth Yoda Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 408 Battle Record: 6-2 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF Rep Power: 20182439	and Bruno mars

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	im dlbrandon marshall

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i'm like a 99 punter