ELEMENTS FINAL - Bags vs. Cashius - BAGS WINS 7-4

Cashius · 10-15-2013, 10:35 PM

30 years old, physician...bed side manner of Mother Teresa
Makes a mint, but down to earth...his closet full of nothing but sneakers
He's been practicing for 5 years. The top of his class at Stanford
Obviously quite the catch, but most women are not gonna pass his standards
But it was Wednesday during his rounds..he saw the lady sitting in bed
He can't remember why she was there, only how she made the linens look fresh
A gentle touch, prescription pad, then he moved to a light joke
The next week they were at a local bar talking music, movies, and life goals
Months of courting, meet the parents, a platinum link and a locket
A true gentleman...nothing up his sleeve, just a diamond ring in his pocket

She wanted a short engagement. No purpose waiting...this man is her dream
So, it's a wedding at the little church, brother's speech, his grandmother's ring
She wants to honeymoon far away...While he'd prefer to lay low
It was worth the cake though...Spent the whole month sunning in Turks and Caico's
She was a perfect homemaker. Cooking, cleaning, and sex...
He'd walk in the door, eat his dinner, and she'd let him beat it to death
To him, she's the real mccoy...filled a void. Fuck this life alone
A budding career, over flowing bank account, a loving wife at home
He was at work when he got her call, and we'll leave it at this...
Their first year of marriage couldn't have been better...'til she peed on a stick

Re-do the will, increase the insurance, tell their family and friends
Start the name discussion...he was glad to contend for "Gabby" and "Trent"
The next week he's driving to work, there's sleet...better go slow
He hits his brakes, they've been cut, his life ends in a telephone pole
She gets the 911 call, takes a breath, gasps and tries to stutter
He's in the street bleeding and that lying slut is at home with wire cutters
Go figure...this gold digger made him die without a legacy
She saw his money, weaved her web, and lied about the pregnancy

Now, obviously that hoe is an insect...
With dough as an instinct, ended homie's existence
But at least he died happy, without knowing the difference

10-15-2013, 10:35 PM	#2
Cashius I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,555 Battle Record: 77-13 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - The Quick & The Dead II - BA Swag & Flow Tournament - 1-2 Season 3 - NBL Season 6 - The Elements - Fall Brawl II - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Season 9 - Summer Classic VII - 50+ Wins - The Winter Classic - Tag Team Tourney -1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20257523	30 years old, physician...bed side manner of Mother Teresa Makes a mint, but down to earth...his closet full of nothing but sneakers He's been practicing for 5 years. The top of his class at Stanford Obviously quite the catch, but most women are not gonna pass his standards But it was Wednesday during his rounds..he saw the lady sitting in bed He can't remember why she was there, only how she made the linens look fresh A gentle touch, prescription pad, then he moved to a light joke The next week they were at a local bar talking music, movies, and life goals Months of courting, meet the parents, a platinum link and a locket A true gentleman...nothing up his sleeve, just a diamond ring in his pocket She wanted a short engagement. No purpose waiting...this man is her dream So, it's a wedding at the little church, brother's speech, his grandmother's ring She wants to honeymoon far away...While he'd prefer to lay low It was worth the cake though...Spent the whole month sunning in Turks and Caico's She was a perfect homemaker. Cooking, cleaning, and sex... He'd walk in the door, eat his dinner, and she'd let him beat it to death To him, she's the real mccoy...filled a void. Fuck this life alone A budding career, over flowing bank account, a loving wife at home He was at work when he got her call, and we'll leave it at this... Their first year of marriage couldn't have been better...'til she peed on a stick Re-do the will, increase the insurance, tell their family and friends Start the name discussion...he was glad to contend for "Gabby" and "Trent" The next week he's driving to work, there's sleet...better go slow He hits his brakes, they've been cut, his life ends in a telephone pole She gets the 911 call, takes a breath, gasps and tries to stutter He's in the street bleeding and that lying slut is at home with wire cutters Go figure...this gold digger made him die without a legacy She saw his money, weaved her web, and lied about the pregnancy Now, obviously that hoe is an insect... With dough as an instinct, ended homie's existence But at least he died happy, without knowing the difference