Bags - Page 13

Destroyer · 10-12-2013, 07:29 PM

yeah, if you're 14, it's literally child porn

Certain · 10-12-2013, 07:29 PM

I was saying the dick pic was the only move like four pages ago.

Either she wants it or she doesn't.

Malachi · 10-12-2013, 07:30 PM

what if i send her like a tease

maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair?

im soo confused

Ghost1 · 10-12-2013, 07:30 PM

Ask her to the movies first......

U.can.grope her at least....

If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......

Certain · 10-12-2013, 07:32 PM

Send her the cock shot with this on a piece of paper above it:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uhys***.png[/img]

Wise Wiggles · 10-12-2013, 07:34 PM

Lick her Butt hole

Malachi · 10-12-2013, 07:34 PM

aight im awaiting her answer

Neighbor · 10-12-2013, 07:34 PM

*dead* @ You trying to convince a 14-year-old virgin to send pictures of his naked penis to an underage, Jesus-loving, God-fearing teenie bopper.

Great work, guys.

Certain · 10-12-2013, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi

what if i send her like a tease

maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair?

im soo confused

Boy, put those pubic hairs away right now. This is why you probably won't ever get laid.

Malachi · 10-12-2013, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wise Ways

Lick her Butt hole

would love to

Zen · 10-12-2013, 07:37 PM

lol
Just send her a picture of your dick. Go for it.

Fig · 10-12-2013, 07:37 PM

Eat the school lunchfood out her minge

Then run back home before your parents wake up

TYSON will be waiting for you down the street in an astro van

Malachi · 10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Ask her to the movies first......

U.can.grope her at least....

If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......

she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"

Neighbor · 10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

Pubic hairs aunfamckldmvkmsfvsvaef

I'm dying.

DLB · 10-12-2013, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi

correction
i did call her boo

whats wrong with that :/

u trying to Adrian Peterson some church girl 14 yr old pussy, it wont work
she reads the bible like it's her reason to breathe g, she's a lowkey slut that prob fingers herself at home alone but she's a good girl in front of everyone else

i told u to slow your role, she find you creepy now. u indefintely in the friend zone now, u supposed to put yourself as a challenge to her g. not just be all on her, u failed Metal Gear Solid style w/ Bags on the microphone like "Malachi......Malachi?........MALACHIIIIIIII".

Neighbor · 10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

POPCORN TRICK, YO.

"Oh shit... why is there a small, flaccid black penis in my grossly overpriced concession snack?!"

PANTIES GONNA DROP, DAWG.

Ghost1 · 10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

Boom

We in.

DLB · 10-12-2013, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi

she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"

say ok
just say that she paying for herself, g

Ghost1 · 10-12-2013, 07:42 PM

Put this viegan death on ignore.

Neighbor · 10-12-2013, 07:44 PM

Tell her you'll see her at 8.

Then grab that bitch by the throat and tell her you're going to make a movie, instead.

She'll be high and horny off adrenaline and Juicy Juice.

10-12-2013, 07:29 PM	#242
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I was saying the dick pic was the only move like four pages ago. Either she wants it or she doesn't. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

10-12-2013, 07:32 PM	#245
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Send her the cock shot with this on a piece of paper above it: [img]http://i.imgur.com/uhys*.png[/img] __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.**

10-12-2013, 07:34 PM	#246
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Lick her Butt hole __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

10-12-2013, 07:34 PM	#248
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	dead @ You trying to convince a 14-year-old virgin to send pictures of his naked penis to an underage, Jesus-loving, God-fearing teenie bopper. Great work, guys. __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

10-12-2013, 07:37 PM	#252
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Eat the school lunchfood out her minge Then run back home before your parents wake up TYSON will be waiting for you down the street in an astro van __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

10-12-2013, 07:29 PM	#241
Destroyer Bags will be avenged Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,621 Battle Record: 85-58 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - Gimmick Battle League - 1-2 Punch League (5x) - Fight Night LXXIX - Fight Night 4 - Netcees Battle League (2x) - NPL Roast Rep Power: 84181421	yeah, if you're 14, it's literally child porn

10-12-2013, 07:30 PM	#243
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	what if i send her like a tease maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair? im soo confused

10-12-2013, 07:34 PM	#247
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	aight im awaiting her answer

10-12-2013, 07:37 PM	#251
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	lol Just send her a picture of your dick. Go for it.

10-12-2013, 07:38 PM	#254
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	Pubic hairs aunfamckldmvkmsfvsvaef I'm dying. __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

10-12-2013, 07:40 PM	#256
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	POPCORN TRICK, YO. "Oh shit... why is there a small, flaccid black penis in my grossly overpriced concession snack?!" PANTIES GONNA DROP, DAWG. __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

10-12-2013, 07:44 PM	#260
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	Tell her you'll see her at 8. Then grab that bitch by the throat and tell her you're going to make a movie, instead. She'll be high and horny off adrenaline and Juicy Juice. __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact