Two people this week seem to think I have a mancrush on them.

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

i haven't cried since watching a documentary on a james brown impersonator named charles bradley. you on the other hand have a womans jawline and the voice of a 3rd grader pretending to be an adult. i would literally eat your food in front of you while directing you to change the channel on your television to re-runs of fantasy factory and rob and big. you will try to psycho analyse me because of shortcomings in your own brain which led you to want to understand the human mind. yet if you understood it you would have seen my mortal kombat leg sweep when i threw it and knocked you off a rim of a volcano into the magma

Your internet speed is dial up. Decode my meaning of that. Your intellect is furloughed. I unlike you, think of tue future so my jetpack foiled your magma leg sweep. You live in quiet desperation nestled between intoxication and desperation and your face looks like it has 9verdosed on mucinex. In real life your atypical autism causes you to musread simple social cues, so people call you *slow* behind your back. You have the eyes of a disgruntled pirates homosexual shoulder parrot. Because of this I will cryogenically freeze you then thaw you out in the future only to freeze you again and then decapitate you....PHOOOEEENIIIIIIXXXX!