BROS. I AM HAVING A TEXT MSGING DILEMNA AGAIN. IM BUZZED. AND FEAR I MAY MAKE A POOR CHOICE. - Page 2

Chyeahhh!!! · 09-26-2013, 09:45 PM

reminds me of a Cam skit off of Purple Haze

"yo whats good ma"

"yo wassup killa whats goin on"

"aint nuttin bout to slide outta town you comin"

"aight where we going?"

"look ma I'm sayin I'm not tryna get into all of that you coming or what"

"but I got kids killa I can't leave my kids killa what about my kids?"

"man FUCK YOUR KIDS IS YOU COMING OR NOT"

"hell yeah I'm goin"

"aight get in bitch"

"hell yeah they grandma can watch dem"

lmao

Strikta · 09-26-2013, 09:46 PM

I would tell her straight up... no kids.

Let's find a sitter & go out.

Right?

Chyeahhh!!! · 09-26-2013, 09:46 PM

damn simping aint easy. If you have a beer with this chick you better pour it out on her

Allen Knight · 09-26-2013, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

Weirddddd right?

Theyll give one to any1 these days.

Or in ur case, pretend its ur kid an bleed u for every dime u have,
I hope u go thhru an asked the bitch to chill an she says yea an the when the day comes u get dressed in a suit an she picks u up brings uto a park real deep in the woods an starts to kiss u then stops an says close ur eyes as u do a bat rips thru the window hits u in the face an a group of guys rip u out the car start to stomp u like a young buck video takin ur money an clothes rthen they start cutin u all over atleast 150 cuts an the tie u down an all piss on u together laughin then take a bag or salt n dump it on the cuts an rub it in, n right before they leave rthe girl takes a shit on ur chest an says ur baby mam u raped that one drunkin night on ur beat up ikea couch set u up FAGGOT

Ghost1 · 09-26-2013, 09:47 PM

Um. Bros.

I think this is jot the mom i thought it was. I.think this is a different mom?

Ah not.good.

Ghost1 · 09-26-2013, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Or in ur case, pretend its ur kid an bleed u for every dime u have,
I hope u go thhru an asked the bitch to chill an she says yea an the when the day comes u get dressed in a suit an she picks u up brings uto a park real deep in the woods an starts to kiss u then stops an says close ur eyes as u do a bat rips thru the window hits u in the face an a group of guys rip u out the car start to stomp u like a young buck video takin ur money an clothes rthen they start cutin u all over atleast 150 cuts an the tie u down an all piss on u together laughin then take a bag or salt n dump it on the cuts an rub it in, n right before they leave rthe girl takes a shit on ur chest an says ur baby mam u raped that one drunkin night on ur beat up ikea couch set u up FAGGOT

Loooooooool

Split · 09-26-2013, 09:50 PM

sounds like the perfect opportunity for a threesome. with the mom u meant to next, not the baby daddy

Chyeahhh!!! · 09-26-2013, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

Um. Bros.

I think this is jot the mom i thought it was. I.think this is a different mom?

Ah not.good.

what she's a freak? what you mean?

Strikta · 09-26-2013, 09:56 PM

Bags u a wild dude yo.

Ghost1 · 09-26-2013, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!!

what she's a freak? what you mean?

No like literally........ i had 12 moms numbers

And i dint really kno their names like that

I think i texted the wrong one......

TYSON · 09-26-2013, 10:03 PM

Funny shit

09-26-2013, 10:13 PM

Women talk Anthony, you couldve ruined your chance with all of them. Lmao you fucking deviant.

Ghost1 · 09-26-2013, 10:14 PM

Whoever she is shes still talking to me?

But about sum bullshit.

Im finna text all these hoes.

Untold · 09-26-2013, 10:16 PM

I'd ask why she led you on in the first place?

What a cunt. I hate women that do that. Jeeze! Total hoe!

Diode · 09-26-2013, 11:27 PM

she wouldnt have told you she doesnt get out much if you didnt pique her interest. also shaming her baby's daddy telling you that.

she wants the d

prob not worth it tho bags

Dominate · 09-27-2013, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

I already made this thread. I have full custody. I am the hero fathers father. Srs.

This alters my perception of you rather radically.

Neighbor · 09-27-2013, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

Whoever she is shes still talking to me?

But about sum bullshit.

Im finna text all these hoes.

That's the spirit

DLB · 09-27-2013, 03:22 PM

tell her u txt battle and let her choose

Wise Wiggles · 09-27-2013, 03:38 PM

Take her to the strip and slip something @Natural in her drink.

Fucking cakewalk, brobro.

StarFaggot · 09-27-2013, 03:41 PM

Yolo

09-26-2013, 09:45 PM	#21
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	reminds me of a Cam skit off of Purple Haze "yo whats good ma" "yo wassup killa whats goin on" "aint nuttin bout to slide outta town you comin" "aight where we going?" "look ma I'm sayin I'm not tryna get into all of that you coming or what" "but I got kids killa I can't leave my kids killa what about my kids?" "man FUCK YOUR KIDS IS YOU COMING OR NOT" "hell yeah I'm goin" "aight get in bitch" "hell yeah they grandma can watch dem" lmao __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

09-26-2013, 09:46 PM	#23
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663348	damn simping aint easy. If you have a beer with this chick you better pour it out on her __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

09-26-2013, 09:50 PM	#27
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899396	sounds like the perfect opportunity for a threesome. with the mom u meant to next, not the baby daddy __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

09-26-2013, 10:16 PM	#34
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	I'd ask why she led you on in the first place? What a cunt. I hate women that do that. Jeeze! Total hoe! __________________ MT

09-26-2013, 11:27 PM	#35
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,158 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899407	she wouldnt have told you she doesnt get out much if you didnt pique her interest. also shaming her baby's daddy telling you that. she wants the d prob not worth it tho bags __________________

09-26-2013, 09:46 PM	#22
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	I would tell her straight up... no kids. Let's find a sitter & go out. Right?

09-26-2013, 09:56 PM	#29
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Bags u a wild dude yo.

09-26-2013, 10:03 PM	#31
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,985 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089119	Funny shit

09-26-2013, 10:13 PM	#32
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Women talk Anthony, you couldve ruined your chance with all of them. Lmao you fucking deviant.

09-27-2013, 03:22 PM	#38
DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,379 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	tell her u txt battle and let her choose

09-27-2013, 03:38 PM	#39
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,507 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788019	Take her to the strip and slip something @Natural in her drink. Fucking cakewalk, brobro. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

09-27-2013, 03:41 PM	#40
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,110 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Yolo __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]