strip clubs

[DLB]

just got back home from going to one of these w/ a couple homies. shit was chill for me lol some of the strippers were drunk, some had just ass like goddamn, and some were just old and unattractive. i was sober btw

they will truly do anything for $$$$$

what is everybody else's experience w/ strip clubs?

[namesake]

One of my boys apparently got a BJ off some hotty in Amsterdam, who when done proceeded to remove a set of false teeth 'n wash em lmfao.... no bull haha.

[oats]

In my younger days, got a few wild stories under the belt. Nowadays, not even remotely interested in going to one.

[DLB]

lmao really namesake, that sounds like trash

and word, oat. tell a story b, yesterday was my first time cause i just turned 18 son but none of the clubs in AZ even ask for ID, i just felt i wasn't mature enough till yesterday.

there was this chick w/ so much ass named Bubblez, she looked like one of those Brazzers chicks tbh, i just couldn't fuck w/ getting a bj or anything from them cause i aint trying to get an STD, fuck that

[Hush]

Lmaoooo

Ahhh to be young again



You my nigga b

Stay outa strip clubs

[oats]

Yeah man that's where a lot of porn stars start at.

I used to say the same thing about hooking up with a stripper, not worth the risk etc. And I genuinely didn't even enjoy strip clubs that much, would usually opt to do something else if people suggested it. So if I was at a strip club I would usually just buy a beer and kick it on the side till we left.

But for a good stretch when I was living in Southern California, I was doing coke pretty regularly. We were like a three hour drive from Vegas so we frequented. Naturally, we found ourselves at strip clubs more often. One night in particular, I was tweaking out detour status, nose was dripping and all that, and this older stripper comes by and just mounts me, wasn't sent over or anything. She started grinding and told me in my ear "if you wanna get blown so do I" or something to that effect, so we went to the VIP, did some rails and she sucked my dick.

But

[DLB]

lmao word

lol did u catch an std, oat

[oats]

I did not. Miraculously. Didn't bust either. But at least it was free.

[Dope girl]

I never been in one so I can't answer that.

[Tom Sparks]

I hooked up with a stripper once.. Blk chick, looked like a video vixen.. Gotta a couple dances from her n inbetween doin her thing she'd just come chill with me n my homie at our table just talkin n shit.. Really cool n down to earth.. Girl was from Florida n she was in mtl visiting her brother... Anyways, got her number and we chilled the next day, she bought me supper, went back to her hotel, laid it down and went to my girls house.. Pussy so good had me call in sick the next day just so I go smash that ass the next day..

I've fucked a bunch girls in my life n she's the best I've ever had yo..

[DLB]

that sounds like a story with a happy ending