THE PROPER ANIMAL TOURNEY THREAD WITH GOOD ANIMALS - Page 2

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 11:54 PM

what theory?

i never said a lion has a more powerful bite

i said the lion will destroy a gorilla. because it is pure fact.

the gorilla stands no chance.

i mean there is always a chance. but more than 9 out of 10 times the lions gonna just savagely slaughter it

"and even an adult male gorilla was killed by a leopard 1/4 of his weight"

leopards weigh 220ish

lions weigh 450ish

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 11:55 PM

a lion is "the king of the jungle" and the motherfucker dont even live in the jungle.

gorillas do.

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 11:58 PM

the only reason there are no lion/gorilla fights or kills on record is because they dont come in contact ever.

but the one big cat that does come in contact with them, has killed one. and it is half the size of a lion.

the lion has size and speed over on the gorilla. the gorilla has strength, but it could only use it stupidly, flailing and biting

they fight with balled fists, they're fucking retarded

if they were smart they could grab the lion by the leg and throw it over a mountain

except they cant because the lion would be showcasing its entrails and gnawing on its big dumbass head

Neighbor · 09-07-2013, 12:01 AM

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	a lion is "the king of the jungle" and the motherfucker dont even live in the jungle. gorillas do.

09-06-2013, 11:58 PM	#23
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	the only reason there are no lion/gorilla fights or kills on record is because they dont come in contact ever. but the one big cat that does come in contact with them, has killed one. and it is half the size of a lion. the lion has size and speed over on the gorilla. the gorilla has strength, but it could only use it stupidly, flailing and biting they fight with balled fists, they're fucking retarded if they were smart they could grab the lion by the leg and throw it over a mountain except they cant because the lion would be showcasing its entrails and gnawing on its big dumbass head