Man with Uzi vs Tiger , who would win - Page 3

09-01-2013, 04:02 PM

without a headshot @God Of War

uh-oh · 09-01-2013, 04:04 PM

lol rawn the thing aint gonna be running zig zags, its gonna be running straight at you, it wont be hard to miss

and why would i have to lift the gun and aim and etc, that would imply the tiger got the jump on me and would make the scenario unfair

i'm picturing a door sliding up me coming in one side him coming in the other

i see him im spraying as he begins to charge

after i empty im in the fetal protecting my neck

he'll bleed out from that at least 20 gunshots to the face/head/shoulder and front leg areas

not to mention if one clips his spine his dumbass will hit the dirt and be trying to go back in the hole he came out of with only his front legs working

Fig · 09-01-2013, 04:06 PM

The only chance you have of killing a tiger with those little 9mm rounds is by shooting it directly in the FUCKIN EYEBALLS

the 30 by 30 foot space is ideal for how close the shot would have to be, but again in that confined of a space the persons reaction time would have to be blaaazing fuckin fast. Personally, I take the tiger 7 times out of 10

09-01-2013, 04:09 PM

lol @ me picturing the tiger runnning eluding gun fire while stayin on the attack

na bro but that sht would close in mad quick
and then pounce which gotta equal like = 5ft at least

u gotta get the gun up and at least aim in a general area to even come close

i mena just like it aint goin have the jump on u
u aint goin have that heat cocked n aimed either

its goin b barrel @ ground at first
u gotta lift that sht and by that time that sht goin b face up

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:09 PM

a tiger isnt going to take 20 bullets to the face and live

uh-oh · 09-01-2013, 04:17 PM

word^

im thinking tho, 30 feet is only 10 yards. im thinking its like 30 yards away lol, 30 feet sounds far but it aint thats like what, two vans back to back?

might have to renig. close to no chance of survival for either in the scenario

at like 30 yards i figure the thing would be close to dead by the time it gets to me.

also they go straight for the neck so if your face up its gonna slash and wack you in the shoulder/head, so you gotta hope it dont just JUG you right there, but its main goal is to turn you around and chomp on your neck. pop your head right off your spine

but yea i dunno its a tossup

Witty · 09-01-2013, 04:19 PM

Vote Fox.

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:20 PM

my thing is if ur poointing it right at the tiger and shooting an uzi at it. thats alot of bullets for 30 feet

09-01-2013, 04:21 PM

lol no toss up

thats like closing disrance for a tiger

u got like 3 seconds to cock aim n fire

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:25 PM

it said the original uzi can shoot 10 rounds per second

thats 30 bullets if it took 3 seconds

tiger dead

Wise Wiggles · 09-01-2013, 04:29 PM

^ that must be a really accurate gun then right? lmmfao.

you got a tiger wanting to rip your head off and eat it like a peach. you think you can spray an UZI effectively enough to take it down? we got some fucking delta force chuck norris commandos amongst yo.

Witty · 09-01-2013, 04:32 PM

The tiger would win because the tiger is a hunter and is a killer.

I don't care what anyone says, if anyone here was put in a cage with a tiger they would be dead before they even had a chance to do anything, myself included obviously.

The fantasy of 'I would shoot him to pieces before he got to me' is just a fantasy...if you were put in that position having never shot an uzi, or even if you had shot one, shooting a gun for fun is one thing, shooting something to keep yourself from being mauled and killed is another thing altogether....I am pretty sure most people would panic even if just for a split second, or maybe even freeze in fear...then they would be killed.

The average Tiger is a born killer and hunter, the average man is not.

Fig · 09-01-2013, 04:35 PM

You have a better chance with the uzi on semi auto tbc

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

^ that must be a really accurate gun then right? lmmfao.

you got a tiger wanting to rip your head off and eat it like a peach. you think you can spray an UZI effectively enough to take it down? we got some fucking delta force chuck norris commandos amongst yo.

how is it delta force? u got a big ass tiger coming at u only thirty feet away. if u have to be trained to hit a broad target from only thirty feet ur ass dont need a gun anyways and should stick to baking potatos

Wise Wiggles · 09-01-2013, 04:40 PM

lol you could be 8 ft away and maybe only hit it 2/30. by that point your arm is a nice little crunchy snack for it though.

09-01-2013, 04:43 PM

Man u not factoring nerves n sht

tiger got no nerves

tiger Goin eat ur face

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

lol you could be 8 ft away and maybe only hit it 2/30. by that point your arm is a nice little crunchy snack for it though.

dawg the tigers i seen at the zoo wouldnt be that hard to hit from 30 feet away esp with most the shots being fired between 20-15 feet

it isnt like the uzi goes flailing all crazy in insane directions when you squeeze a trigger unless you are a little kid shooting it..... or holding the shit sideways with one hand rofl

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

Man u not factoring nerves n sht

tiger got no nerves

tiger Goin eat ur face

a brain is a brain rofl

God Of War · 09-01-2013, 04:46 PM

fuck you whys ima buy a tiger u son of a bitch and if i get ate its ur fault

Witty · 09-01-2013, 04:48 PM

@Mike Tyson

09-01-2013, 04:06 PM	#43
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	The only chance you have of killing a tiger with those little 9mm rounds is by shooting it directly in the FUCKIN EYEBALLS the 30 by 30 foot space is ideal for how close the shot would have to be, but again in that confined of a space the persons reaction time would have to be blaaazing fuckin fast. Personally, I take the tiger 7 times out of 10 __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

09-01-2013, 04:19 PM	#47
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Vote Fox. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-01-2013, 04:29 PM	#51
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	^ that must be a really accurate gun then right? lmmfao. you got a tiger wanting to rip your head off and eat it like a peach. you think you can spray an UZI effectively enough to take it down? we got some fucking delta force chuck norris commandos amongst yo. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

09-01-2013, 04:32 PM	#52
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	The tiger would win because the tiger is a hunter and is a killer. I don't care what anyone says, if anyone here was put in a cage with a tiger they would be dead before they even had a chance to do anything, myself included obviously. The fantasy of 'I would shoot him to pieces before he got to me' is just a fantasy...if you were put in that position having never shot an uzi, or even if you had shot one, shooting a gun for fun is one thing, shooting something to keep yourself from being mauled and killed is another thing altogether....I am pretty sure most people would panic even if just for a split second, or maybe even freeze in fear...then they would be killed. The average Tiger is a born killer and hunter, the average man is not. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-01-2013, 04:35 PM	#53
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	You have a better chance with the uzi on semi auto tbc __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

09-01-2013, 04:02 PM	#41
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	without a headshot @God Of War

09-01-2013, 04:04 PM	#42
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	lol rawn the thing aint gonna be running zig zags, its gonna be running straight at you, it wont be hard to miss and why would i have to lift the gun and aim and etc, that would imply the tiger got the jump on me and would make the scenario unfair i'm picturing a door sliding up me coming in one side him coming in the other i see him im spraying as he begins to charge after i empty im in the fetal protecting my neck he'll bleed out from that at least 20 gunshots to the face/head/shoulder and front leg areas not to mention if one clips his spine his dumbass will hit the dirt and be trying to go back in the hole he came out of with only his front legs working

09-01-2013, 04:09 PM	#44
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	lol @ me picturing the tiger runnning eluding gun fire while stayin on the attack na bro but that sht would close in mad quick and then pounce which gotta equal like = 5ft at least u gotta get the gun up and at least aim in a general area to even come close i mena just like it aint goin have the jump on u u aint goin have that heat cocked n aimed either its goin b barrel @ ground at first u gotta lift that sht and by that time that sht goin b face up

09-01-2013, 04:09 PM	#45
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	a tiger isnt going to take 20 bullets to the face and live

09-01-2013, 04:17 PM	#46
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	word^ im thinking tho, 30 feet is only 10 yards. im thinking its like 30 yards away lol, 30 feet sounds far but it aint thats like what, two vans back to back? might have to renig. close to no chance of survival for either in the scenario at like 30 yards i figure the thing would be close to dead by the time it gets to me. also they go straight for the neck so if your face up its gonna slash and wack you in the shoulder/head, so you gotta hope it dont just JUG you right there, but its main goal is to turn you around and chomp on your neck. pop your head right off your spine but yea i dunno its a tossup

09-01-2013, 04:20 PM	#48
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	my thing is if ur poointing it right at the tiger and shooting an uzi at it. thats alot of bullets for 30 feet

09-01-2013, 04:21 PM	#49
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	lol no toss up thats like closing disrance for a tiger u got like 3 seconds to cock aim n fire

09-01-2013, 04:25 PM	#50
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	it said the original uzi can shoot 10 rounds per second thats 30 bullets if it took 3 seconds tiger dead

09-01-2013, 04:40 PM	#55
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	lol you could be 8 ft away and maybe only hit it 2/30. by that point your arm is a nice little crunchy snack for it though. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

09-01-2013, 04:43 PM	#56
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	Man u not factoring nerves n sht tiger got no nerves tiger Goin eat ur face

09-01-2013, 04:46 PM	#59
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	fuck you whys ima buy a tiger u son of a bitch and if i get ate its ur fault

09-01-2013, 04:48 PM	#60
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	@Mike Tyson __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.