NCGs BJJ Thread

[TYSON]

Originally Posted by Hush

U wouldn't do shit baby fucker

U arab towelette

Bags I'm not going to argue w u

But I can tell by ur personality and behavior that uve Prolly been in like two or three real irl fights

Say what u will

[Diode]

@TYSON and you seem like you get the jergens out whenever anyone calls drake soft as baby thighs put up or shut up you baby penetrating chocolate pedobear mofucka

[Diode]

This fucking pederast gets a chub any time a new rapper hits the scene with the name Young ____

[Split]

Originally Posted by Rawn M.D.

When I was younger I studied multiple disciplines

got my blk belt in Kenpo

did some judo n mu thai

boxed

wrestled through hs

[TYSON]

Originally Posted by Diode

@TYSON and you seem like you get the jergens out whenever anyone calls drake soft as baby thighs put up or shut up you baby penetrating chocolate pedobear mofucka

I use vaseline to beat off get it right.
And them roids probably got u with a baby penis must be great disappointment when bitches actually get in the bed with u. Impotent meat head.

[Diode]

Lol soft dudes always have to make accusations like that and fall back young pederast im a 30 year old married man even my sperm are too old for you bitch

[TYSON]

Alright its been fun. I got to actually work now so I can leave on time. Tbcontinued

[TYSON]

Bitch how is your false accusation more credible then mines. Bet your wife like Mandingo partys. Cum guzzling faggot.

[Split]

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

[Destroyer]

I haven't been in the fights since the sixth grade
but I whipped that kids ass and he was in eighth grade

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

Shap split u late for your bubble bath

[Vulgar]

Bottom line: if you really want BJJ to work in the streets badly enough, it will work for you.

Other bottom line: Rawn is obv. a blackbelt in many disciplines, including life.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

it absolutely will

if the dude employing the homosex groundfighting can actually fight tho. my beef with this whole discussion, and this whole topic in general and why i always come in this, is because everyone thinks they know jiu jitsu now. and anyone who's even trained one bullshit session, thinks somehow they are above a dude who gets it for real.

these are well off white kids who got there lunch money took. by and large. with the occasional actual goon, and the occasional normal dude.

but the point im making is most of these dudes have tapped another one of them at some point in training i would hope. so they feel like they have bested someone. better yet, they bested someone trying not to be bested in a fashion that that person actually trains in. its like if a boxer knocks another boxer out. its like holy shit man. i just knocked a dude out who trains not to get knocked out, and to knock others out.

this gives them a huge amount of bro pride. after a month or two, they start thinking of normal people as civilians. they're trained bro weapons. just death machines walking around ready to put your head in there crotch and squeeze it.

but in reality these same dudes might have never got punched in the fucking face.

look at brock lesnar. granted he is a wrestler. its not BJJ. but the point im making is the same. he lived his life without getting punched in the face. the second he took a good shot he looked like a dog getting kicked by its owner for shitting in the kitchen. his ears went down and he was looking for a hole to crawl into.

most of these BJJ dudes can't fathom getting there nose broken and trying to wrestle a guy who is scratching clawing and fighting like a feral animal to get away from his choreographed moves. meanwhile his eyes are swelling shut and he's getting shiners and the other dude is getting loose from his grip

oh no

thats the main thing.

a badass in BJJ who is an actual badass will beat the ever loving shit out of some normal badass who doesnt train BJJ.

thats a fact. but my neighbor ted who trains BJJ? i'm gonna fucking eat his soul

[Jim Blaze]

Originally Posted by Hush

Lmao liar u was a fat kid

Lol. Since we playin show am tell tonite. U rockin avy usertitle of my choice when i post a pic of the belt?

[Frank Metts]

I mean I can throw them hands in a tradition vertical stance .... once dropped this dude named jason who weighed over 4 bills ... shit was like folding king hippo , he waddled backwards tried to grab a fence and then his legs folded

But on the real I wrestled so if I close proximity I'm fairly dangerous

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

I mean I can throw them hands in a tradition vertical stance .... once dropped this dude named jason who weighed over 4 bills ... shit was like folding king hippo , he waddled backwards tried to grab a fence and then his legs folded

But on the real I wrestled so if I close proximity I'm fairly dangerous

i would love to see that especially if he had the bandage x on his belly button

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

it absolutely will

if the dude employing the homosex groundfighting can actually fight tho. my beef with this whole discussion, and this whole topic in general and why i always come in this, is because everyone thinks they know jiu jitsu now. and anyone who's even trained one bullshit session, thinks somehow they are above a dude who gets it for real.

these are well off white kids who got there lunch money took. by and large. with the occasional actual goon, and the occasional normal dude.

but the point im making is most of these dudes have tapped another one of them at some point in training i would hope. so they feel like they have bested someone. better yet, they bested someone trying not to be bested in a fashion that that person actually trains in. its like if a boxer knocks another boxer out. its like holy shit man. i just knocked a dude out who trains not to get knocked out, and to knock others out.

this gives them a huge amount of bro pride. after a month or two, they start thinking of normal people as civilians. they're trained bro weapons. just death machines walking around ready to put your head in there crotch and squeeze it.

but in reality these same dudes might have never got punched in the fucking face.

look at brock lesnar. granted he is a wrestler. its not BJJ. but the point im making is the same. he lived his life without getting punched in the face. the second he took a good shot he looked like a dog getting kicked by its owner for shitting in the kitchen. his ears went down and he was looking for a hole to crawl into.

most of these BJJ dudes can't fathom getting there nose broken and trying to wrestle a guy who is scratching clawing and fighting like a feral animal to get away from his choreographed moves. meanwhile his eyes are swelling shut and he's getting shiners and the other dude is getting loose from his grip

oh no

thats the main thing.

a badass in BJJ who is an actual badass will beat the ever loving shit out of some normal badass who doesnt train BJJ.

thats a fact. but my neighbor ted who trains BJJ? i'm gonna fucking eat his soul

i dont really disagree with your basic premise

strong, big dude with a legit bjj background (which, btw, includes gracie self defense - not just ground grappling) vs random drunk tech support nerd (@tyson) who claims to me the street's hardest street fighter over the internet.. GUESS WHO I'D TAKE

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by Diode

i would love to see that especially if he had the bandage x on his belly button

Nah his shorts didn't fall down either lol but he was seeing stars...

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Diode

i dont really disagree with your basic premise

strong, big dude with a legit bjj background (which, btw, includes gracie self defense - not just ground grappling) vs random drunk tech support nerd (@tyson) who claims to me the street's hardest street fighter over the internet.. GUESS WHO I'D TAKE

if you've ever witnessed me in ufc threads

you might have noticed the trend where i usually lean towards picking the black guy

lol but word