TAG TOURNEY III PRE-MAG

[PancakeBrah]

TAG TOURNAMENT III
Pre-Mag



I’m running this shit. This tournament is going to act as the stop-gap between two of the Netcee’s Majors (Summer Classic and Fall Brawl) and determine the best duo on the site. There’s a mix of legitimate tag partners and users who just searched out the best partner they could find when they saw the sign-in topic. It all depends on the participants, but this could turn out to be the most entertaining/interesting tournament on the site. The mix of multiple name play combinations, inter-personals, and high level of competition makes this a breeding ground for the possibility of some of the most creative and quotable punches on the site. The success of this tourney will inflate my ego, so every last one of you motherfuckers better show and come correct. Nik/Bags still hold on to the faint memory of their Tag Title on a version of Netcee’s that doesn’t exist anymore. Orc/Hush teamed up as two Hall Famers trying to sweep the shit. Neigh’s cementing the comeback with Allen Knight who’s killed it on this version of the site. Two Summer Classic Final Four battles in Metts and Strik. Philly trying to regain the streak carrying Meth’s now above-average self on his back for squats. Cash and Knuck teaming up while probably battling in the NBL Finals (ed. Knuck did not make it to the Finals). Karaoke/Mael and Aero/Dominate as the sleepers, facing off in Round 1. And a handful of newer or lower tier users trying to make a name. This shit’ll be Top 5 Dead or Alive of tournaments if everyone shows.



ROUND 1 ODDS
Stfu Meth.

ill nik-A/Bags vs. Storyteller/TheEnd
The lopsided shit. Nik and Bags have been saying this tourney isn’t really necessary as they’re already the Tag Team Champs. They’re both highly-respect battlers in their own right but they’re damn near unbeatable as a team. Use mixed punches well and blend their styles. Storyteller is more on the topical side and I’m not familiar with TheEnd, which kind of speaks for itself. Not impossible, but it’d take a miracle.

NIK BAGS – 90/10

Swerve/sn00p vs. Philly/Meth
The second most interesting match of the first round. Swerve and sn00p have been noticeably less active on Netcees 2.0 but the skill is there. Sn00p just made his return to the site and after a strong presence on the original netceee’s it’ll be interesting to see where he picks up. Philly made a strong run in the SC but lost his first official battle in his entire tenure. Meth’s been elevating. If everyone is at their peak skill I think Philly is the best of the four, but Swerve and sn00p are 2 and 3. This really comes down to who brings it. Meth will because he’s a try-hard.

SWERVE/SNOOP – 55/45

J. Metts/Strikta vs. Witty/Genocide
It’s not just a matter of showing up, but pretty close. Metts just solidified a comeback in the Summer Classic and Strikta did the same. Metts has the history of a thousand textcee sites on his back. Strikta is probably making dog shit casseroles for his aunt. The only thing stopping them in this battle is that both have a penchant for not giving a single fuck about text. Witty just dropped his first battle verse in ages in the BA and while the wording was solid he has to shake the played concepts and statements. Geno can bring it with the punches, but I don’t think it’ll be enough to carry the win if Metts and Strik show.

METTS/STRIKTA – 70/30

Neighbor/Allen Knight vs. Phuck Yew/Rayge
Rayge has bars. Underrated and doesn’t get the credit he deserves, although he made it to the NBL (ed. Finals). Phuck Yew battles more than Gamble and all his aliases but from the few battles I’ve read of his he doesn’t bring the complexity needed to really shock this tournament. Allen has started strong as fuck on this new netcees with one of the best records on the site and has a knack for dropping drop-dead LOTB’s. Neighbor’s starting a comeback and just won a Fight Night. Both seem motivated enough to show and make work. But I fully expect Phuck and Rayge to surprise some voters with a strong showing. Don’t sleep.

NEIGHBOR/ALLEN KNIGHT – 65/35

Orc/Hush vs Franco/leowats
Another lop-sided battle. Hush has been battling the BA lately, showing a renewed interest in battling for the fuck of it. Orc’s dropped a couple verses in the BA as well. They both have the obvious pedigree, and at the top of their talent they’re probably the odds on favorite even over Nik and Bags. The only caveat is sustained interest and showing. This is fucked to say but I haven’t read anything from Franco. Leowats is beefing with Bags, but he’s new and says things so that’s an automatic. He’s been dropping verses in the BA but I don’t think his style lends to our voters well. If everyone shows I don’t think it’s a possible upset. Hopefully Franco/leowats show out and prove me wrong.

ORC/HUSH – 85/15

Aero/Dominate vs. Karaoke/mael-BOTW
The closest matchup of the first round. This is what happens when so many high tier battlers sign up, dope teams eventually will get matched up early on. Although most people think he’s a faggot, I enjoy the fuck out of Aero’s battling style when he drops to potential. He has a light, dropping roflz style with crisp wording when he’s on. Dominate is literally the dividing line between Top Tier and Upper Mid. Sometimes he drops verses that would body even the top vets. He just needs more exposure. Karaoke speaks for himself, hated for the most part but still respected as an opponent which is the highest compliment. I don’t know mael other than battling him, but apparently he’s a respected alias. The most evenly matched battle of the first round, should be highlights.

50/50

God of War/Alvin Karpis vs. Shogun Dinero/Lotto Smirk
The last of the three lopsided matches. In making the seeds for the tourney it was basically a three-way coin flip between Nik/Bags, Orc/Hush, and GoW/Karp. Which is impossible because coins only have two sides. But all that says is that GoW/Karp are in a three-way tie for favorites for this tournament. GoW hasn’t battled since he got pink slipped by Aero but he’s HOF for a reason. His wording can slack sometimes but his punches are some of the most directly hard hitting on the site. Karp just won two SC’s in a row. Enough said. Gamble, much to my chagrin, has had some bars lately. But his reputation destroys him, fair or not (Hint; it’s fair). Lotto Smirk is unkown to me. They’ll have to drop their all-time best shit and hope GoW/Karpis drop to the level of competition.


GOW/KARP – 90/10

Cashius/Knucklehead vs. Diode/Death
Cash has a truly dope style. Just drops dope wordplay and nameflips for days, and flips them original. At least when he has time or drops to his potential. Knucklehead is Jewish but is good, which is weird. Has is haters, but has the results on this iteration of Netcees. TBH I don’t know Diode but apparently he’s somebody. Death is DLB. I have never read a verse with either so I’m going with the known quality. And because fuck you.

CASH/KNUCK – 60/40

INTERVIEWS
This time with more Cashius



Cashius

Excluding you and Knucklehead, who you do think has the best chance of winning the tournament?
Yooooooo, this tourney is stacked. If EVERYONE shows, I'd say Orc/Hush. In b4NiknBags comment! But I think Nik/Bags or Karp/Gawd could win almost just as easily. Aero/Dom could also do some damage. Shit is going to be bonkers.


Do you and Knucklehead actually like each other? What will occur if you and him face off in the NBL finals while simultaneously teaming up in Round 2?
I like Knuck. He was off NC1 before I was there so I haven't been exposed to him for too long. A lot f people seem to hate him, tho...antisemetism? He seems like a nice Jewish boy. He a Goon.

As far as NBL...that ship has sailed. Meth posted Cash vs. Rayge in the finals tonight. But...I would've BEAT THAT ASS, so he lucked out. The playoffs have been CRAZY ths season. It's gotta be the most competitive season ever, right?

How do you respond to the accusations that you have no personality? Do you have a personality?
Lol...I don't know what they mean. I DO have a personality, gize! I DO! I don't really get too involved in the discussioneering, so I guess that leads people to think I'm boring. It's ok, tho. Still friends!

Do you feel that the new season of Arrested Development on Netflix was on par with the Fox original in terms of roflz?
Oh, lawd! I LOVED the 4th season...probably even more than the previous ones. I liked the one character format. I've been through it 4 times now and I'm still picking up little pieces that make me pee a little. Like...they didn't have anyone doing a chicken dance in this season but Gene Parmesian worked at a place called "Chicken Dan's". HA! Get it?...it's same.


Are you threatened by diode due to the fact he is apparently the alpha muscle hamster on Netcees? Was that one picture you posted really you or are you an imposter?
Pics or gtfo, tho...I'm not threatened at all. I'm a stunning concoction of muscle, striations, and vascularity. I AM a little worried about Neighbor now that he's juicing. I believe he had an anger issue BEFORE that. So, it might be game over for that pretty blonde of his.

That picture was me. I'll have to post another one next round in Elements, so you'll have your proof then. You want shirt off or on? Btw.. @Ole Dirty Bagstard...I'm going to PUNISH you in that battle. I'm going to make you feel so bad about your picture you're going to go on a 4.5 month eating binge and we WILL call you Fat Bags again. Be ready.


Do you think that Bags is a faggot? If not, how could he be less of a faggot?
I do think Bags is a faggot...but he's our faggot. He's like the NC retarded mascot. <3!

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Strikta

Besides you and Metts who do you think has the best chance of winning the tournament?
Orc & Hush.

Of all the less respected teams which has the best chance to upset the respect battlers/duos?
I think personally it's Swerve & Snoop... both are heavily underrated.. Swerve not so much as Snoop.. but definitely both of those cats fly under the radar & don't get the respect they deserve. Both got bars.

Do you think that Mike Shanahan finishes the season as the Redskins coach? Does RG3 secretly hate him? Do you secretly fear that RG3 will never be able to hold up and he'll only have one full healthy season, an incredible one, but will go down as a "what if"
LOL.. yes I think he finishes the season as our coach. RG3 does NOT secretly hate him.. that's blasphemy. I watched that exclusive interview that monday where he said those things about not understanding the game plan to bring him back.. it was taken WAAAAYY out of context & blown out of proportion. RG3 is too good of a kid to have hatred towards a 2x Super Bowl winning coach that desperately wants to win w/ his new prized qb. I think RG3 is smart enough to stay healthy from here on out for the most part.. he'll have stellar seasons for years to come & possibly land MVP in the next 2-5 years.. possibly multiple MVP seasons. He'll be the LeBron James of the NFL... but unlike LeBron, he'll actually win championship titles earlier in his career. LOL@YOU SON!

Why do you hate Aero, and why did you not pinkslip him off the site?
I think Aero just knows what buttons to press w/ certain ppl.. I have no interest in pinkslipping him tho. We talked about it.

The Fall Brawl is the next Major Tournament coming up for Netcees. You planning anything different from the usual tournament shit to make it stand out?
Ha. Yes. I have plans to make this years FB better, w/ some added twists & turns that weren't seen last year. I can't divulge that information at this time..I want to keep things a secret until the sign ups at least. It will be dope tho... that I CAN tell u.

Props for the Q & A bro. 1



WTF's
WTF @ Me being an admin.
WTF @ Nik and Bags thinking they're still tag champions.
WTF @ leowats trying to sign up with two tag teams
WTF @ Destroyer coming back and still being old.
WTF @ The Allen Knight vs. Meth beef.
WTF @ Black people.
WTF @ Frank Mett's dog breaking her leg.
WTF @ Gamble being accepted and allowed to post.
WTF @ leowats. Again.
WTF @ Jesse Jackson


Good luck to everyone this round. The following round's mags will be more thorough with top punches, match analysis, and more interviews. Make this tournament worth it.

[Ghost1]

Lol cashius thinks hes a pic battler.

Cute.

Good mag.

But srs we r the best.

[Allen Knight]

Dopee mag, an bags becomes more of a fag every morning he wakes up

[Strikta]

Dope stuff

Agreed @WTF @Gamble being allowed to post & be accepted now.

This true?

[Cashius]

Strik/Metts and Neigh/Allen could easily win too. Just didn't look at the list before I answered.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Cashius

Oh, lawd! I LOVED the 4th season...probably even more than the previous ones. I liked the one character format. I've been through it 4 times now and I'm still picking up little pieces that make me pee a little. Like...they didn't have anyone doing a chicken dance in this season but Gene Parmesian worked at a place called "Chicken Dan's". HA! Get it?...it's same.

That's some ignorant shit.

Originally Posted by Cashius

Strik/Metts and Neigh/Allen could easily win too. Just didn't look at the list before I answered.

SAY PHILLY CHEESESTEAK

SAY PHILLY CHEESESTEAK

[leowats]

@PancakeBrah why ain't my ''style suited''? explain sucker....

[Cashius]

Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

Lol cashius thinks hes a pic battler.

Cute..

Will be my first. Let me win.

Don't pretend I didn't quote you Cash.

I will hurt you.

And everyone you live.

[Neighbor]

Great pre-mag

Props for this @PancakeBrah @Cashius @Strikta

[Cashius]

I live no one, you sum of a bitch. I will NEVER say it.

Duck you.

[Franco]

fresh mag.

[StarFaggot]

Pancake has a knack for being able to precisely describe a person and their talent.

I like the Orc/ Hush, GOW/Karp and Metts/Strikt combinations.

Orc and Hush the cocky faggots.

GOW and Karp the straight shooters.

Metts and Strikt are Mr. Funny Man and Mr. Concepts.

I juuuuuust don't see anybody beating us though. Not even close really. I'm motivated, I'm focused and more importantly I'm GOAT. Dom at the top of his game is ridiculous. Plus our styles together is akin to the moment your waitress brings the food to your table.

[Franco]

only time will tell.

[leowats]

Originally Posted by Aero

Plus our styles together is akin to the moment your waitress brings the food to your table.

@ Aero niceeeeee.

[King Karaoke]

Originally Posted by leowats

@ Aero niceeeeee.

Hi...

you enjoy penis way too much...
please refrain from voting on my battles...
and don't even think about replying to me you dick thirsty faggot...

Bye...

[leowats]

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

don't even think about replying to me you dick thirsty faggot...

Bye...

@Karaoke oops, my bad.... and i will v/... prolly against ya wack ass seeing how much u suck hairy bollocks u fuckin' bitch avoiding cock lovin' chick flick watching auntie wankin' kid porn downloadin' billy no mates 6'' when errect one pint wonder NC's faggot of the year award winning homo.

and then some...

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Aero

Pancake has a knack for being able to precisely describe a person and their talent.

I like the Orc/ Hush, GOW/Karp and Metts/Strikt combinations.

Orc and Hush the cocky faggots.

GOW and Karp the straight shooters.

Metts and Strikt are Mr. Funny Man and Mr. Concepts.

I juuuuuust don't see anybody beating us though. Not even close really. I'm motivated, I'm focused and more importantly I'm GOAT. Dom at the top of his game is ridiculous. Plus our styles together is akin to the moment your waitress brings the food to your table.

lol I'm gonna chokeslam you through the stage like Big Show did Kane, you arrogant lily picker