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God Of War · 08-14-2013, 06:28 AM

oats:

Let em go, roll the dice, the pedestal of open mics
Beretta flow, the poltergeist, you better know that oats is nice
Incredible, prose is like the coldest night at Leningrad
My keyboard is a ouija while explosions light my pen n pad

Corrosive type, upending tracks, pencil painting leaded pictures
Ventilating Venn descriptors, menstruating metascriptures
Bend and break the lesser listeners, a Wookie embedded Michener
Old school, so cool, calling kids pussies instead of hipsters

Crooked, the letter whisperer, incisions for calibration
Sharp boned, my smart phone's a sickle cell to answer Satan
Rivindell on acid patience, a twisted tale of masked elation
Mr. Always-Masturbate's Caligula coagulating

Mystical, emasculating, quick to pull a massive Matrix
Listen well - imagine sacred, kiss and tell cuz magic's nascent
Grip the L, that's how we make the strong silent, bomb tyrants
When life gives you lemons - you're one step closer to a Long Island

Summer Classic

Beyond vs. Alvin Karpis

Beyond came nice. Beyond came really nice and got a few votes as well. But Jesus Christ. Alvin Karpis has an uncanny ability to make every fucking thing sound harsh as god damn possible. That one eye line was insane. Anyway, this as a dope fucking battle but in the end Karp took it due solely on his harshness.

Joe Metts vs. Strikta

Another dope battle. With Strikta's style you either love it or hate it and I love it. But in this one I thought Joe was just too much. He was consistent and he had some hardddd hitters that were able to take it home for him.

Preview

Joe Metts vs. Alvin Karpis

This is going to be crazy. They agreed to 20 but I hope one of them sends 30 so the other one will have to as well. One of two things is going to happen in this battle. Either A.) Joe Metts wins, reopens the argument that he is one of the best texters to ever do it, I mean he's won tournaments in 04 and this would be him winning he biggest tournament on the net in 2013. Plus co-founding dohpe could never hurt someone's credentials. Or. B.) Alvin Karpis wins Summer Classic 6 after winning Summer Classic 5 the year before. He goes into the Hall of Fame and submits him as one of the best to post on NC ever. Now, as for the battle. It's going to be crazy. Joe can be harsh, funny, technical or whatever. And he can combine them all into one bar for a heavy fucking stinger. Alvin lives on harshness and it's definitely done him well to this point. This is truly a toss up in my honest opinion. But Karp is on fire so I guess I'm leaning him but I this battle will feature votes for both contestants, and it might take a vote count of say 16 to decide this.

Alvin Karpis 50/50

Top Punches (NBL/SC)

Cashius (vs. Atomic, NBL)

You even look like a bitch. I'd hate to live in this feminine faggot's world
Looks like we're all taking a page from Knux...cuz now EVERYONE says Atagirl

Atomic (vs. Cashius, NBL)

i'll be slumpin this bitch honestly its nothing i quit,
when it comes to cash verses we DoubtFire because every punch is a miss.

Rayge (vs. Swerve, NBL)

you'll get beat regardless of your zone.. you really aint the shit, son
dont care where Patricide but im sonnin him& he cant kill me to commit one

Swerve (vs. Rayge, NBL)

If you beat anyone at text, it would be the moment of your life,
That would be a greater achievement than everything Rawn has accomplished…twice.

Alvin Karpis (vs. Beyond, SC)

This bitch kicked it friday in fight nights which I still pitty
^I just used a bunch of words with 1 eye so you wouldn’t feel shitty
Typin paragraphs after every battle then act like this shit is nothin
Bitch you’re frontin cuz you done put up more walls then victor’s cousins

Beyond (vs. Alvin Karpis, SC)

U seen better years. Ur not a threat so let’s get shit clear.
All guys cheat but u bit enough to show insecurity ur entire text career.
This a dogpile. You a biter & u stay stealing Yond’s style.
We’ve all seen Al Sharkton’s on the board even before Rawn’s trial.

Strikta (vs. Joe Metts, SC)

I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her
Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator
U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin'
Shoulda been a running back...
...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em

Joe Metts (vs. Strikta, SC)

ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out
cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account
plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up
his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups

NBL Battle Reviews

Cashius vs. Atomic

Cash is just on another level than Atomic and he showed us why here. Atomic really just did not stand a chance and Cash ate him up.

Rayge vs. Patrick

This was an ok battle. Patrick came somewhat weaker than he usually does. and Rayge took advantage. This battle was won on consistency and most people thought Rayge was much more consistent.

NBL Battle Prevviews

Cashius vs. Untold

Untold is really good sometimes and he is usally very solid. He is sometimes inconsistent and a lot fo times his wording really hurts his concepts which are usually really dope. Untold comes pretty fresh most of the time in my opinion. Cashius however is top tier, and I think it's time for the dude to break out and win something big. NBL Season is rather big and he wants it. Cashius never no shows so that isn't going to happen. Untold doesn't really no show either so this battle will happen. But Cash definitely does have the advantage here.

Cashius 65/35

Knucklehead vs. Rayge

Rayge has been coming really good lately. He beat Swerve last round who is a top battler. Knucklehead beat Pryde round 1 and got no showed this last round. I think Knucklehead definitely has the advantage here and should win. But Rayge is capable of upsets. I think Knuck knows this though so he'll be careful and he'll do more than enough to win.

Knuck 65/35

Top 5 Newbs

1. R!can Theoryz
still holding on to the number 1 newbie spot for the paost 15 years is the homey rican

2. Xnub
I think xnub has alot of potential and if he gets his wording right will be an issue

3. Malachi
another guy with wording problems soon as his wording is fixed then he is going to give the upper tiers a run

4. Gamble
this dude i dont know he has a chance to be ok if he quits letting the discussion forum get to em and stop riding eryone dick bro, u got bars so drop them

5. Cymbicort
this is a dude im looking to to make a problem in the ranks, cymbi is really unpolished but i think he can work himself into a top of the line writer

08-14-2013, 06:28 AM	#2
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	oats: Let em go, roll the dice, the pedestal of open mics Beretta flow, the poltergeist, you better know that oats is nice Incredible, prose is like the coldest night at Leningrad My keyboard is a ouija while explosions light my pen n pad Corrosive type, upending tracks, pencil painting leaded pictures Ventilating Venn descriptors, menstruating metascriptures Bend and break the lesser listeners, a Wookie embedded Michener Old school, so cool, calling kids pussies instead of hipsters Crooked, the letter whisperer, incisions for calibration Sharp boned, my smart phone's a sickle cell to answer Satan Rivindell on acid patience, a twisted tale of masked elation Mr. Always-Masturbate's Caligula coagulating Mystical, emasculating, quick to pull a massive Matrix Listen well - imagine sacred, kiss and tell cuz magic's nascent Grip the L, that's how we make the strong silent, bomb tyrants When life gives you lemons - you're one step closer to a Long Island Summer Classic Beyond vs. Alvin Karpis Beyond came nice. Beyond came really nice and got a few votes as well. But Jesus Christ. Alvin Karpis has an uncanny ability to make every fucking thing sound harsh as god damn possible. That one eye line was insane. Anyway, this as a dope fucking battle but in the end Karp took it due solely on his harshness. Joe Metts vs. Strikta Another dope battle. With Strikta's style you either love it or hate it and I love it. But in this one I thought Joe was just too much. He was consistent and he had some hardddd hitters that were able to take it home for him. Preview Joe Metts vs. Alvin Karpis This is going to be crazy. They agreed to 20 but I hope one of them sends 30 so the other one will have to as well. One of two things is going to happen in this battle. Either A.) Joe Metts wins, reopens the argument that he is one of the best texters to ever do it, I mean he's won tournaments in 04 and this would be him winning he biggest tournament on the net in 2013. Plus co-founding dohpe could never hurt someone's credentials. Or. B.) Alvin Karpis wins Summer Classic 6 after winning Summer Classic 5 the year before. He goes into the Hall of Fame and submits him as one of the best to post on NC ever. Now, as for the battle. It's going to be crazy. Joe can be harsh, funny, technical or whatever. And he can combine them all into one bar for a heavy fucking stinger. Alvin lives on harshness and it's definitely done him well to this point. This is truly a toss up in my honest opinion. But Karp is on fire so I guess I'm leaning him but I this battle will feature votes for both contestants, and it might take a vote count of say 16 to decide this. Alvin Karpis 50/50 Top Punches (NBL/SC) Cashius (vs. Atomic, NBL) You even look like a bitch. I'd hate to live in this feminine faggot's world Looks like we're all taking a page from Knux...cuz now EVERYONE says Atagirl Atomic (vs. Cashius, NBL) i'll be slumpin this bitch honestly its nothing i quit, when it comes to cash verses we DoubtFire because every punch is a miss. Rayge (vs. Swerve, NBL) you'll get beat regardless of your zone.. you really aint the shit, son dont care where Patricide but im sonnin him& he cant kill me to commit one Swerve (vs. Rayge, NBL) If you beat anyone at text, it would be the moment of your life, That would be a greater achievement than everything Rawn has accomplished…twice. Alvin Karpis (vs. Beyond, SC) This bitch kicked it friday in fight nights which I still pitty ^I just used a bunch of words with 1 eye so you wouldn’t feel shitty Typin paragraphs after every battle then act like this shit is nothin Bitch you’re frontin cuz you done put up more walls then victor’s cousins Beyond (vs. Alvin Karpis, SC) U seen better years. Ur not a threat so let’s get shit clear. All guys cheat but u bit enough to show insecurity ur entire text career. This a dogpile. You a biter & u stay stealing Yond’s style. We’ve all seen Al Sharkton’s on the board even before Rawn’s trial. Strikta (vs. Joe Metts, SC) I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin' Shoulda been a running back... ...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em Joe Metts (vs. Strikta, SC) ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups NBL Battle Reviews Cashius vs. Atomic Cash is just on another level than Atomic and he showed us why here. Atomic really just did not stand a chance and Cash ate him up. Rayge vs. Patrick This was an ok battle. Patrick came somewhat weaker than he usually does. and Rayge took advantage. This battle was won on consistency and most people thought Rayge was much more consistent. NBL Battle Prevviews Cashius vs. Untold Untold is really good sometimes and he is usally very solid. He is sometimes inconsistent and a lot fo times his wording really hurts his concepts which are usually really dope. Untold comes pretty fresh most of the time in my opinion. Cashius however is top tier, and I think it's time for the dude to break out and win something big. NBL Season is rather big and he wants it. Cashius never no shows so that isn't going to happen. Untold doesn't really no show either so this battle will happen. But Cash definitely does have the advantage here. Cashius 65/35 Knucklehead vs. Rayge Rayge has been coming really good lately. He beat Swerve last round who is a top battler. Knucklehead beat Pryde round 1 and got no showed this last round. I think Knucklehead definitely has the advantage here and should win. But Rayge is capable of upsets. I think Knuck knows this though so he'll be careful and he'll do more than enough to win. Knuck 65/35 Top 5 Newbs 1. R!can Theoryz still holding on to the number 1 newbie spot for the paost 15 years is the homey rican 2. Xnub I think xnub has alot of potential and if he gets his wording right will be an issue 3. Malachi another guy with wording problems soon as his wording is fixed then he is going to give the upper tiers a run 4. Gamble this dude i dont know he has a chance to be ok if he quits letting the discussion forum get to em and stop riding eryone dick bro, u got bars so drop them 5. Cymbicort this is a dude im looking to to make a problem in the ranks, cymbi is really unpolished but i think he can work himself into a top of the line writer