Round 2: Objective vs. ill nik-A {ill nik-A wins}

God Of War · 07-31-2013, 09:46 PM

This Round Consists Of your ability to write stories.
Stories have been a part of hip hop and writing since time began
your goal? out write your opponent!

max lines =30
CHECK INS DUE BY SATURDAY
VERSES DUE -aug 5th

Objective · 08-01-2013, 07:35 AM

Check.

God Of War · 08-02-2013, 10:44 PM

@ill nik-A check in

ill nik-A · 08-05-2013, 12:32 PM

Now… Here’s a lil story I’ve got to tell
about 3 bad rubbers I used to swell
It started way back in history
from granny to mommy & now ur sister’s, three
Got a horsey dick named Paul Revere
& ur granny drops her drawers for a quart of beer
She rides across the bed till my shit don’t stand
& ur mom’s on her tail cuz I’m in demand
One lonely beasting I be
All by myself in these hoes like freaks
The sweat is pouring down on my baseball hat
This motel feels hot my dick is gettin thrashed
Lookin to escape a girl came to my life
she was lil sis, I said Howdy she said lie!

She told a lil story that sounded well at first
One day on the run & her pussy’s dying of thirst
My cock is on my hand & she wanted to ride my tip
She claimed to be a virgin while rubbing her tits
She said, “Can I get some?” I said, “no ur family’s done”
I had a chance to run, she pulled me by my dong
I’m not quick to cum so I thought I’d be dead
She grabbed it by the head & this is what she said…

“Now I’m lil sis I’ve got a coochie that kills
I think u know what time it is Magic got me ill
Now what do we have here, I thought u were a man not a queer
I run this fam, u understand, do I make myself clear?!?”
We stepped into the motel she had my cock, I had a grin
u think I’m stayin sober, this is where the drinkin’ll begin

“Now I got ur dong, u got to screw
U got 2 choices of what u can do
Its not a tough decision just drop to ur knees
U can eat me out or let me ride u till u bleed”
I’ll let u ride me if u can get me away from ur grandmother
Objective’s mad at me cuz what I did to ur mother
I hit it like this, I hit it like that
& they both took turns with my whiffleball bat
SO I’m on the run, ur mom has my cum
& right now shes doing artificial insemination cuz she wants my son
Mr ill nik-A that is my name
& I open up my fly & the women in ya family all go insane
She rode me for 6 hours & she ripped my cock
The bed was rocking but I didn’t lick her twat
The motel housekeeper was staring like she knows we are
So we opened the door & my dick was hard
Lil sis said, Yo, u know this bitch?”
I said, “I didn’t but I know granny & mom did”
The bitch said, get ready cuz this aint funny
I’m lil sis’ step sister & I just flew back into the country
Pulled down her skirt & legs to the sky
She yelled, “stick it in!” she had her tubes tied
Dick went in while I started to hit the whore
I’m about to rip both bitches from the bed to the floor
“I’m step sister & give great neck
Ur cock in my uterus is what I expect”
Lil sis was with it & she has aids
I grabbed the Trojan pack to not get plagued
The Trojan wrapper ripped & she got rocked
Now after all the riding now I’m on top
Lil sis saw the condom but she was sold
I replaced granny & mommy cuz they’re too old.

08-05-2013, 01:27 PM

@Objective

Objective · 08-06-2013, 01:56 AM

Aaaww.. Come on, not this shit again? Whatever man, fuck it. @Meth: I appreciate what y'all are doing, but I've reached a point where I wont write shit unless I know my opponents are gonna show, in this case my opponent didn't check in so I didn't write anything either. Add a loss to my stats & give Mr. Nika here the W if you think what I'm doing is unfair.

@Ill Nika: Dope verse, I'd do the same if I were you. My family is fucking gorgeous regardless of occupation and/or infections etc. :)

God Of War · 08-06-2013, 05:02 AM

LMAO WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN TO OBJECTIVE

SiK · 08-07-2013, 05:12 AM

Uhhh. Vote Nik?

hotdogvendorman · 08-07-2013, 06:56 AM

why do niggas cry about check ins? either you plan to write or not

fuckin retarded

id rather you lie and say you were busy and forgot

a nigga checking in should hold no merit

lame

Flow · 08-07-2013, 07:17 AM

Thinking nik forgot the max 30 lines lol - good drop

veritas · 08-07-2013, 07:47 AM

vote nik.

ill nik-A · 08-07-2013, 07:47 AM

I guess no one gets the beastie boys parody?

Untold · 08-07-2013, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

I guess no one gets the beastie boys parody?

Uh... It's pretty obvious

Pinot Grij · 08-07-2013, 06:20 PM

the old school swag here is ridiculous. nice drop

Geno · 08-07-2013, 10:55 PM

v-nika, hands down.

i dont see what happened here?

07-31-2013, 09:46 PM	#1
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	Round 2: Objective vs. ill nik-A {ill nik-A wins} This Round Consists Of your ability to write stories. Stories have been a part of hip hop and writing since time began your goal? out write your opponent! max lines =30 CHECK INS DUE BY SATURDAY VERSES DUE -aug 5th

08-01-2013, 07:35 AM	#2
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Check. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

08-06-2013, 01:56 AM	#6
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Aaaww.. Come on, not this shit again? Whatever man, fuck it. @Meth: I appreciate what y'all are doing, but I've reached a point where I wont write shit unless I know my opponents are gonna show, in this case my opponent didn't check in so I didn't write anything either. Add a loss to my stats & give Mr. Nika here the W if you think what I'm doing is unfair. @Ill Nika: Dope verse, I'd do the same if I were you. My family is fucking gorgeous regardless of occupation and/or infections etc. :) __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 08-06-2013 at 02:00 AM.

08-07-2013, 06:56 AM	#9
hotdogvendorman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 220 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 403873	why do niggas cry about check ins? either you plan to write or not fuckin retarded id rather you lie and say you were busy and forgot a nigga checking in should hold no merit lame __________________ The Bad Guys..

08-07-2013, 10:55 PM	#15
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	v-nika, hands down. i dont see what happened here? __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

08-02-2013, 10:44 PM	#3
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	@ill nik-A check in

08-05-2013, 12:32 PM	#4
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	Now… Here’s a lil story I’ve got to tell about 3 bad rubbers I used to swell It started way back in history from granny to mommy & now ur sister’s, three Got a horsey dick named Paul Revere & ur granny drops her drawers for a quart of beer She rides across the bed till my shit don’t stand & ur mom’s on her tail cuz I’m in demand One lonely beasting I be All by myself in these hoes like freaks The sweat is pouring down on my baseball hat This motel feels hot my dick is gettin thrashed Lookin to escape a girl came to my life she was lil sis, I said Howdy she said lie! She told a lil story that sounded well at first One day on the run & her pussy’s dying of thirst My cock is on my hand & she wanted to ride my tip She claimed to be a virgin while rubbing her tits She said, “Can I get some?” I said, “no ur family’s done” I had a chance to run, she pulled me by my dong I’m not quick to cum so I thought I’d be dead She grabbed it by the head & this is what she said… “Now I’m lil sis I’ve got a coochie that kills I think u know what time it is Magic got me ill Now what do we have here, I thought u were a man not a queer I run this fam, u understand, do I make myself clear?!?” We stepped into the motel she had my cock, I had a grin u think I’m stayin sober, this is where the drinkin’ll begin “Now I got ur dong, u got to screw U got 2 choices of what u can do Its not a tough decision just drop to ur knees U can eat me out or let me ride u till u bleed” I’ll let u ride me if u can get me away from ur grandmother Objective’s mad at me cuz what I did to ur mother I hit it like this, I hit it like that & they both took turns with my whiffleball bat SO I’m on the run, ur mom has my cum & right now shes doing artificial insemination cuz she wants my son Mr ill nik-A that is my name & I open up my fly & the women in ya family all go insane She rode me for 6 hours & she ripped my cock The bed was rocking but I didn’t lick her twat The motel housekeeper was staring like she knows we are So we opened the door & my dick was hard Lil sis said, Yo, u know this bitch?” I said, “I didn’t but I know granny & mom did” The bitch said, get ready cuz this aint funny I’m lil sis’ step sister & I just flew back into the country Pulled down her skirt & legs to the sky She yelled, “stick it in!” she had her tubes tied Dick went in while I started to hit the whore I’m about to rip both bitches from the bed to the floor “I’m step sister & give great neck Ur cock in my uterus is what I expect” Lil sis was with it & she has aids I grabbed the Trojan pack to not get plagued The Trojan wrapper ripped & she got rocked Now after all the riding now I’m on top Lil sis saw the condom but she was sold I replaced granny & mommy cuz they’re too old.

08-06-2013, 05:02 AM	#7
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	LMAO WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN TO OBJECTIVE

08-07-2013, 05:12 AM	#8
SiK Sergeant Slaughter Join Date: Mar 1986 Posts: 1,913 Battle Record: 13-4 Rep Power: 3648788	Uhhh. Vote Nik?

08-07-2013, 07:47 AM	#12
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	I guess no one gets the beastie boys parody?

08-07-2013, 06:20 PM	#14
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195064	the old school swag here is ridiculous. nice drop

08-05-2013, 01:27 PM	#5
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	@Objective