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Senior Citizen
Join Date: Aug 1997
Posts: 3,870
Battle Record: 4-3
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Battle: X-Ray vs Perplex
Round: 2 Winner: X-Ray ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- X-Ray PerpleX you tha type to bite, chew, and swallow - like a bitch// I lynch you like tha South and place more curses than a witch// In a cinch my verbal pinch made your bitch-ass flinch and blink// Twice as fast in fear - as I wink my hijinX proceed to crush your link// Like lint your washed-up rhymes are murdered when X-RAY walks-by// My lyrics do a fuckin talk-by - 10x's faster than a hawk-fly's// Like a magnifying glass hovering over herbs too long// I'll start a brush fire using wakness to kindle my fire too strong// You're dysleXic so you spell your name X-e-l-p-r-e-p// As you've noticed, X is always FIRST when you're against me// I deceive you wit my verbal affairs - who's sleepin wit tha enemy?// Sharice, Denoid, Tradey, Lakisha - and all my lyrical entities// Am I sick? In that twisted way, or just in my hieroglyphics?// I'll bring all 22 ounces of strength in a bottle to a throttle just like Mystic// I'm gifted like a christmas present in golden wrapped attire// Geriatric rhymes like Joe and Will Smith all need to be retired// All Xelprep's rap's are on consignment, so PerpleX never gits paid// He took a trip to Hawaii as a stow-away, and still never got leighed (laid)// You could never see me, even if you painted a portrait// Cuz while I see black and white fine print - you only see shades of gray// Tryin to dodge tha truth like grade school games at recess time and lunch// I bunched my fist into you once - then delivered my punch to this dunce// I feed knowledge to my people - while your seeds are living in famine// Like Ethiopian children scams - I've uncovered your falsified plannin's..// Just cause I destroy you like I'm tha Devil - that does not mean you are God// To tha neXt round - cuz this blessed sound astounds all common compounds// PerpleX is like a .25 - missing me, and coming empty on all ROUNDS// I said "Gimme your best shot" - and was SADLY dissapointed// Like Tony BraXton's bankruptcy, your ENDs double-jointed// Cuz either way you don't stand a chance - for me to tell you would be a lie// Just cuz PerpleX is a beenie BABY does not mean that we will TY// You're attending lectures on Science and Math - and tryin to learn how to drop it// But failing is impaling while I'm prevailing when I rock it// PerpleX is so perpleXed he used kinfolk for syngamic purposes// Your family's heritage name is "Penny" cuz you're all just that - strait worthless// You wish you could be an equal or a sequel of tha X// You're fantasizing like Ally McBeal at 8:00 on CBS// I brought my verbal MASSACRE to you by "Surprise" like 11 and 13 year old's in Arkansas// I killed more kids than they did in my battles - so what do they keep harpin-on?// Hahah…like that, yo! Now, do you honestly think you can fade it? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perplex vacuum affection pulls particals out your crevices like orange pumice/ I charge you like credit cards dash rhinosorous/ I'm weather seeled in protectant and esbestis/ just so when you touch this/ the risk is enormous/ i'll break you down like termites till your sawdust/ overpopulate your throat with scavengers until your adums apple bust/ calculus plus tempature degrees/ entices creamation of brave mc's/ you may be phat during pregnancy/ but in 9 months you'll be pushin to hold that delivery/ eventually I will moniter your terminology/ and terminate your productive capability/ aborting your thought process from simularity/ I knock on your skull like oppertunity/ I'm an equilibrium to discovery channel efficiency/ your in no position to mc/ I emasculate you verbally/ then play pig skin with your heal achilese/ swing a ***tus to your anatomy/ and make you swear you were battlin herculese/ my mallet will crush your falanges/ you beein perplex like chuck norris bein japanese/ categories change inside your mythomania/ your items like a mexican flee markett all replica/ I'm getting in your head like myxoma/ use surenges to suck your brain out your concha/ i'll take an x-ray of your phobia/ and on every vital bone will be my crew mentors from aurora/ the backdraft of my ora flatens your geography/ your realistic appeal is no longer 3-d/ I seperate myself till latifa can't spell unity/ my community consist of one appartment COMPLEX/ the rent is free if you can't out rhyme PERPLEX/ but for mc's like you I accept money orders and checks/ I'll crush your propriocepter through tape decks/ I conect and force feed you garlic/ fill your blood vessles with ferric/ slit your wrist with dental floss and bandage it with salt rock brick/ when I send patients to the clinic doctors get stomache sick/ I'm rearanging your body I'm the lung mechanik and my wish is your collapse/ I'm in your anal canal like tunnel rats/ forget mcruff hats cause you quick to bite like rabies/ you can combine your armies/ as we stand as oppisites in political parties I make bulletin boards with text/ I'll take the radiation out of x-ray like I took the destination out of quest/ i'm ready for the 3rd round signin out peace and GOD bless all in fun |
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