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Old 02-02-2013, 04:45 PM   #2
trap.
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Battle: X-Ray vs Perplex
Round: 2
Winner: X-Ray
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X-Ray

PerpleX you tha type to bite, chew, and swallow - like a bitch//
I lynch you like tha South and place more curses than a witch//
In a cinch my verbal pinch made your bitch-ass flinch and blink//
Twice as fast in fear - as I wink my hijinX proceed to crush your link//
Like lint your washed-up rhymes are murdered when X-RAY walks-by//
My lyrics do a fuckin talk-by - 10x's faster than a hawk-fly's//
Like a magnifying glass hovering over herbs too long//
I'll start a brush fire using wakness to kindle my fire too strong//
You're dysleXic so you spell your name X-e-l-p-r-e-p//
As you've noticed, X is always FIRST when you're against me//
I deceive you wit my verbal affairs - who's sleepin wit tha enemy?//
Sharice, Denoid, Tradey, Lakisha - and all my lyrical entities//
Am I sick? In that twisted way, or just in my hieroglyphics?//
I'll bring all 22 ounces of strength in a bottle to a throttle just like Mystic//
I'm gifted like a christmas present in golden wrapped attire//
Geriatric rhymes like Joe and Will Smith all need to be retired//
All Xelprep's rap's are on consignment, so PerpleX never gits paid//
He took a trip to Hawaii as a stow-away, and still never got leighed (laid)//
You could never see me, even if you painted a portrait//
Cuz while I see black and white fine print - you only see shades of gray//
Tryin to dodge tha truth like grade school games at recess time and lunch//
I bunched my fist into you once - then delivered my punch to this dunce//
I feed knowledge to my people - while your seeds are living in famine//
Like Ethiopian children scams - I've uncovered your falsified plannin's..//
Just cause I destroy you like I'm tha Devil - that does not mean you are God//
To tha neXt round - cuz this blessed sound astounds all common compounds//
PerpleX is like a .25 - missing me, and coming empty on all ROUNDS//
I said "Gimme your best shot" - and was SADLY dissapointed//
Like Tony BraXton's bankruptcy, your ENDs double-jointed//
Cuz either way you don't stand a chance - for me to tell you would be a lie//
Just cuz PerpleX is a beenie BABY does not mean that we will TY//
You're attending lectures on Science and Math - and tryin to learn how to drop it//
But failing is impaling while I'm prevailing when I rock it//
PerpleX is so perpleXed he used kinfolk for syngamic purposes//
Your family's heritage name is "Penny" cuz you're all just that - strait worthless//
You wish you could be an equal or a sequel of tha X//
You're fantasizing like Ally McBeal at 8:00 on CBS//
I brought my verbal MASSACRE to you by "Surprise" like 11 and 13 year old's in Arkansas//
I killed more kids than they did in my battles - so what do they keep harpin-on?//

Hahah…like that, yo! Now, do you honestly think you can fade it?

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Perplex

vacuum affection pulls particals out your crevices like orange pumice/ I charge you like
credit cards dash rhinosorous/ I'm weather seeled in protectant and esbestis/ just so
when you touch this/ the risk is enormous/ i'll break you down like termites till your
sawdust/ overpopulate your throat with scavengers until your adums apple bust/
calculus plus tempature degrees/ entices creamation of brave mc's/ you may be phat
during pregnancy/ but in 9 months you'll be pushin to hold that delivery/ eventually I will
moniter your terminology/ and terminate your productive capability/ aborting your
thought process from simularity/ I knock on your skull like oppertunity/ I'm an
equilibrium to discovery channel efficiency/ your in no position to mc/ I emasculate you
verbally/ then play pig skin with your heal achilese/ swing a ***tus to your anatomy/
and make you swear you were battlin herculese/ my mallet will crush your falanges/ you
beein perplex like chuck norris bein japanese/ categories change inside your
mythomania/ your items like a mexican flee markett all replica/ I'm getting in your head
like myxoma/ use surenges to suck your brain out your concha/ i'll take an x-ray of your
phobia/ and on every vital bone will be my crew mentors from aurora/ the backdraft of my
ora flatens your geography/ your realistic appeal is no longer 3-d/ I seperate myself till
latifa can't spell unity/ my community consist of one appartment COMPLEX/ the rent is
free if you can't out rhyme PERPLEX/ but for mc's like you I accept money orders and
checks/ I'll crush your propriocepter through tape decks/ I conect and force feed you
garlic/ fill your blood vessles with ferric/ slit your wrist with dental floss and bandage it
with salt rock brick/ when I send patients to the clinic doctors get stomache sick/ I'm
rearanging your body I'm the lung mechanik and my wish is your collapse/ I'm in your
anal canal like tunnel rats/ forget mcruff hats cause you quick to bite like rabies/ you
can combine your armies/ as we stand as oppisites in political parties I make bulletin
boards with text/ I'll take the radiation out of x-ray like I took the destination out of quest/
i'm ready for the 3rd round signin out peace and GOD bless


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