Congratulations to Alvin Karpis

[PancakeBrah]

Nice accomplishment. I wrote an entry in my diary when you lost. It began, "If Philly can lose a text battle, my faith in all things are lost. Up is down, down is up, black is white. I'm not sure of my way in life anymore, and the only thing I can imagine getting it back on track is Philly getting another 40 win streak, as long as no shows don't count because they don't because if they did it wouldn't be a win streak and then everything is a fraud. Maybe we're living in an alternate dimension now? One wherein the infallible a felled by the common man. And I'm not sure I want to live in that alternate universe. I want to go back to our real universe, where netcees is ruled by the once and future King, Philly. The best streak maker of our time, if you don't count no shows which you shouldn't because no shows are actually wins. I need a drink."