ITT I HAVE A DATE THIS SATURDAY WITH A BROWN SKIN SRI LANKAN GIRL I WOULD LIKE TO PEN - Page 6

Beyond · 07-24-2013, 10:43 AM

Stopped reading once I got to Mike Wrecka's posts

jesus

Tempted to create another Kent alias now..

Wise Wiggles · 07-24-2013, 10:55 AM

^ Not sure if Beta or Beta Squad Leader

Brian Bryan · 07-24-2013, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Please don't take her to a long, shitty movie

lmao can't think of anything worse than doing that

i dislike cinema as a date, ever

you two just sit there hours without speaking or eye contact

wtf now?

Brian Bryan · 07-24-2013, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

start with a fun active thing that can be described as an experience. depending on whats in your area, indoor rock climbing

LMAO DID THIS LAME JUST SUGGEST SOME TEENAGE BOY SCOUT INDOOR ROCK CLIMBING AS THE IDEAL PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE? THIS CAN'T BE LIFE

ROFLZZZ

Strikta · 07-24-2013, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Bryan

lmao can't think of anything worse than doing that

i dislike cinema as a date, ever

you two just sit there hours without speaking or eye contact

wtf now?

That's what u do? lol

I usually rub on a bitch leg.. caress/hold her hand.. MAKE OUT.

Put ur arm around her & she puts her head on ur shoulder..... curtains.

What is this fucking amateur hour around this motherfucker?

Be creative.

Have game.

Brian Bryan · 07-24-2013, 11:49 AM

lmao if your 'game' involves taking her to some long, shitty movie just to get a cuddle and a kiss out up her then your life and social skills seriously need re-evaluating IMHO

i get further with chicks ive just met in bars that same night and aint have to pay a single thing for the priviledge pussy

these lames splashing out on popcorn, corndogs, supersized cokes as well as two tickets and 3D glasses, all for effectively a peck on the cheek and a feeling of fulfilment as they drive home alone ahahahahahhaa! TELL ME I'M LYING RIGHT NOW FAGGOT?!

y'all youngsters aint know a damn thing about women. i can't be alone in feeling this lame Strikta never left with a girl on the first night. didn't his ex urinate all over his stinking fat ass unemployed feet just weeks ago now?
but suddenly he the player now he thinks we all done forgot that

funny how the first catch of puss for a minute can change someone

wow

oh, i do love the internet sometimes.

Lars · 07-24-2013, 11:59 AM

Bags the homie though, I wish him well xoxoxoxox

Witty · 07-24-2013, 11:59 AM

I have only ever been on one date, dating isn't really a thing here...you just go out, get really drunk and find someone equally drunk to have sex with.

...the Nagger · 07-24-2013, 01:12 PM

30+ chicks are like fastbreaks

if they aren't lay up material then I pass it off to a wingman

07-27-2013, 12:40 PM

Today's your big day

Ghost1 · 07-27-2013, 12:49 PM

Lol.

I no longer have company over.

Shes bringing sun beer to the crib.

Im going to pound her pussy inside out.

All is well young meth

...the Nagger · 07-27-2013, 01:28 PM

Oh shit make sure to ask how her week was

Swerve · 07-27-2013, 02:02 PM

Right before my current gf, I bagged a 32. You're in for a treat if all older women fuck alike.

Boredom · 07-27-2013, 02:06 PM

how old are you @Patrick

Ghost1 · 07-27-2013, 02:24 PM

Wordlife@emunny sacs.

07-24-2013, 10:55 AM	#102
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07-24-2013, 11:49 AM	#106
Brian Bryan BITER Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: England Posts: 620 Battle Record: 4-0 Champed - Gimmick Battle League Rep Power: 0	lmao if your 'game' involves taking her to some long, shitty movie just to get a cuddle and a kiss out up her then your life and social skills seriously need re-evaluating IMHO i get further with chicks ive just met in bars that same night and aint have to pay a single thing for the priviledge pussy these lames splashing out on popcorn, corndogs, supersized cokes as well as two tickets and 3D glasses, all for effectively a peck on the cheek and a feeling of fulfilment as they drive home alone ahahahahahhaa! TELL ME I'M LYING RIGHT NOW FAGGOT?! y'all youngsters aint know a damn thing about women. i can't be alone in feeling this lame Strikta never left with a girl on the first night. didn't his ex urinate all over his stinking fat ass unemployed feet just weeks ago now? but suddenly he the player now he thinks we all done forgot that funny how the first catch of puss for a minute can change someone wow oh, i do love the internet sometimes. Last edited by Brian Bryan; 07-24-2013 at 11:53 AM.

07-24-2013, 11:59 AM	#107
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	Bags the homie though, I wish him well xoxoxoxox __________________ PROVEN BITER

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07-24-2013, 01:12 PM	#109
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	30+ chicks are like fastbreaks if they aren't lay up material then I pass it off to a wingman

07-27-2013, 12:40 PM	#110
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	Today's your big day

07-27-2013, 01:28 PM	#112
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	Oh shit make sure to ask how her week was

07-27-2013, 02:06 PM	#114
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