US And Russia Simultaneously Announce Intent To Arm Opposing Sides In Syria

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

masaii you understand that if it wasnt for MURICA you'd be speaking japanese and eating uncooked fish right now?

your australian women were raping US marines because they couldnt contain themselves when real men showed up on there shores

i like australia tho. but the only reason a place like australia EXISTS is because of america, and the UN as a whole really. you guys cant thug it alone. you need to be friendly with other nations and the only reason your country works is because of its standing with countries that actually matter

but austrailia is dope yo.

same with you britfags and shit too. dont hate on muricaaa. churchill was beggin us to come help you ho's from the nazis for years before we decided to help. and guess who won it. us and them russian niggas. russians obviously did more. but we were fighting nazi's and THE SAMURAI

while the nazis were bombing your cities while you hid in bunkers like women

AMERICA

The Germans never really fucked with Ireland, and the British obviously never expected our allegiance so we were probably one of the safest countries.

We were chillin lol