Which would YOU rather fight?

[Inno]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?

Tough question

If I was asian id take dixk sized nipples.

[DwnLd]

lmfao @ eddie breaking this shit down to bare bones

[Flow]

@Witty

Well ducks and swans and geese are vicious fuckers when need be. Plus, ducks have never been "hunted" by man so they wouldn't have the instinct to run, in fact in most cases they come to us as a source of food (bread) so they would want near us, an if we pissed him off, boom, bye bye. He just snatch you up like bread.

[anime_boners]

THE HORSE SIZED DUCK SO I COULD TAME IT WITH SOUND OF MY LUTE

THEN RIDE IT INTO BATTLE AND SIEGE THIS CITY FROM THE ASSHOLE PLEBEIANS WHO ONCE MOCKED ME AND MY ANIMES

WHO'S AN ANIME NOW, DICKJERKS

ANSWER ME THAT ONE

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by Witty

Depends on what you mean @Flo Real.

If this was something that happened through millions of years of evolution they may have learned not to fear us although I doubt it as we have weapons, the only animals that don't fear us are the animals who have not been hunted by us, which is very few. They may have evolved to hunt us when given the chance though, If we are alone or threatening it etc. Like Lions do.

If someone made it the size of a horse overnight, it would just be a big duck, it would still act like a duck. It might not be so quick to run away but it definitely wouldn't turn into a predator overnight.

I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight

[anime_boners]

also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

[Flow]

Originally Posted by ...the Munster

I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight

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I'd rather fight the big duck

the horse ducks would b to small n numerous and maneuverable

th duck horse is big n slow

plus good meal after kill

Duck meat over horse

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

That's what I said, gimme tree bishes

[uh-oh]

horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

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either way, a 250 lb duck is gonna eat you bro

[Wise Wiggles]

Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

horses don't know how to bite as a fighting instinct tho do they?

[...the Nagger]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

[uh-oh]

yea, they bite and kick eachothers faces off in the wild

they are scary as fuck.

[...the Nagger]

@uh-oh man if they biting then idk

but I'd still be field goal kickin em til I pass out

and if they the size of ducks how fast are they?

[uh-oh]

probably really fast

if im in boots and jeans tho im fucking them horses up. although i dunno. they might swarm. but if theyre coming at me all stupid its kickball city

plus if you break one of there legs there done. so you could kick one into some others, and take out a crowd

[...the Nagger]

word

mvgt the tiny horses

I'd smash em out

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by ...the Munster

bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

Never been to buffalo?

Plus I train to kill people.
You ummm box?
Cool. I'd break your hand so you couldn't box me.
Then I'd probably stab you in the thigh with a pencil and break your knee inward.

[YDK]

Lol I hope a duck sized horse kills somebody in my lifetime