a brief moment of psychopathology

veritas · 09-07-2013, 10:47 PM

here I sit...contemplating the ultimate regression....you guessed it: pooping myself.

I wonder if I even could, probably be like trying to punch yourself in the nose. Think about how awesome it would feel to just sit here and crap yourself, and just sit in it...I bet if you could make yourself, you would smile. It would be the best shower in the world.

let me know if anyone tries this please.

PancakeBrah · 09-07-2013, 10:50 PM

Explain sudden alcoholism

veritas · 09-07-2013, 10:51 PM

private message me about it cake.

Inno · 09-07-2013, 11:11 PM

I shitted in the ocean.

It was glorious

veritas · 09-07-2013, 11:19 PM

Tell me about how it felt.

God Of War · 09-08-2013, 12:14 AM

@VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?

09-08-2013, 12:18 AM

ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw

veritas · 09-08-2013, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God Of War

@VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?

No....elaborate

veritas · 09-08-2013, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw

How do you wipe?

oats · 09-08-2013, 12:35 AM

I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.

veritas · 09-08-2013, 12:37 AM

But that didnt feel good though I bet..

09-08-2013, 12:45 AM

you dont need to wipe, it comes off in one giant log, the water causes it to not break and no need to wipe. Its beautiful.

Frank Metts · 09-08-2013, 01:14 AM

Self harm no bueno

Fig · 09-08-2013, 01:20 AM

I shit myself the morning of my 1st grade Christmas play. I was playing as Santa too. I shit in my Santa pants that I wore to bed the night before out of anticipation. When I woke up, I laid there and just kinda shit myself, not really thinking about it... I laid for a minute then went to clean myself.

It was cool though, we got some other pants

oats · 09-08-2013, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VERITAS

But that didnt feel good though I bet..

The shower did. Cleaning up the room didn't. Sold the bed for 300 bucks to a gay kid after, true story.

God Of War · 09-08-2013, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by VERITAS

No....elaborate

it seems like a big you would really like, its about a psycho murderer from florida, with his drug user sidekick..but its hilarious...seems like something you would get into if you ever read books just for entertainment...you should check it out

http://timdorsey.com/triggerfish_prologue.html

Inno · 09-08-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by oats

I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.

Ive done this aswell.

Cept I woke up 2 days later after a coke and xany bar binge.

Never again

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I shit myself the morning of my 1st grade Christmas play. I was playing as Santa too. I shit in my Santa pants that I wore to bed the night before out of anticipation. When I woke up, I laid there and just kinda shit myself, not really thinking about it... I laid for a minute then went to clean myself. It was cool though, we got some other pants __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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09-07-2013, 11:11 PM	#4
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	I shitted in the ocean. It was glorious

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God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	@VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?

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Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw

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oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.

09-08-2013, 12:45 AM	#12
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	you dont need to wipe, it comes off in one giant log, the water causes it to not break and no need to wipe. Its beautiful.

09-08-2013, 01:14 AM	#13
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	Self harm no bueno