a brief moment of psychopathology
 

here I sit...contemplating the ultimate regression....you guessed it: pooping myself.

I wonder if I even could, probably be like trying to punch yourself in the nose. Think about how awesome it would feel to just sit here and crap yourself, and just sit in it...I bet if you could make yourself, you would smile. It would be the best shower in the world.

let me know if anyone tries this please.

Explain sudden alcoholism

private message me about it cake.

I shitted in the ocean.

It was glorious

Tell me about how it felt.

@VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?

ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw

No....elaborate

How do you wipe?

I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.

But that didnt feel good though I bet..

you dont need to wipe, it comes off in one giant log, the water causes it to not break and no need to wipe. Its beautiful.

Self harm no bueno

I shit myself the morning of my 1st grade Christmas play. I was playing as Santa too. I shit in my Santa pants that I wore to bed the night before out of anticipation. When I woke up, I laid there and just kinda shit myself, not really thinking about it... I laid for a minute then went to clean myself.

It was cool though, we got some other pants

The shower did. Cleaning up the room didn't. Sold the bed for 300 bucks to a gay kid after, true story.

it seems like a big you would really like, its about a psycho murderer from florida, with his drug user sidekick..but its hilarious...seems like something you would get into if you ever read books just for entertainment...you should check it out

http://timdorsey.com/triggerfish_prologue.html

Ive done this aswell.

Cept I woke up 2 days later after a coke and xany bar binge.

Never again