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07-16-2015, 06:42 PM
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How do you know a woman is about to say something intelligent...?
When she starts off by saying "a man once told me..."
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07-16-2015, 06:43 PM
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how many women does it take to tile a roof?
depends how thin you slice them. why do women get periods? because they deserve them what did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic woman get for christmas? cancer
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07-16-2015, 07:02 PM
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I honestly thought it was going to be the Einstein joke...
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07-16-2015, 07:40 PM
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Lmaooo
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07-16-2015, 08:13 PM
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that nigga
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07-16-2015, 08:24 PM
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What does a battered wife do for her birthday?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
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Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'...
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07-16-2015, 08:26 PM
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I have a headache guys. Enuff.
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07-16-2015, 08:52 PM
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Nothing. She's already been told twice.
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07-16-2015, 09:21 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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Wtf man
These are old
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07-16-2015, 09:53 PM
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World's Heaviest Ghost
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Duh, post some new ones.
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07-16-2015, 11:50 PM
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Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS
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07-17-2015, 12:08 AM
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World's Heaviest Ghost
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Lololol
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07-17-2015, 12:23 PM
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that nigga
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07-17-2015, 05:47 PM
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