How do you know a woman is about to say something intelligent...?
 

When she starts off by saying "a man once told me..."

how many women does it take to tile a roof?

depends how thin you slice them.

why do women get periods?

because they deserve them

what did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic woman get for christmas?

cancer

I honestly thought it was going to be the Einstein joke...

Lmaooo

What does a battered wife do for her birthday?


The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

I have a headache guys. Enuff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Wtf man

These are old

Duh, post some new ones.

Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS

Lololol

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