The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer - Page 2

Allen Knight · 07-19-2013, 12:55 AM

Fuckin gone

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 12:56 AM

Can you confirm Mrs. rawn was home when he brought the leaf blower back for a good hump?

Also, do you have any information of the murder of one Mr. Craftsman on the same day of the rape?

The Rawnmobile · 07-19-2013, 01:02 AM

His mom was there, yeah. Just passed out on the couch. I didn't go in the house but i could see through the screen door. She didn't move or say anything when he walked in, never really did. If Craftsman was the powertool who followed him out of the garage, i just saw rawn take him to the backyard and leave about 30 seconds later.... thats all I know about that

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 01:05 AM

Thank you

You may be seated

I'd like to call Mrs. rawn to the stand now.

Dominate · 07-19-2013, 01:05 AM

I was thinking the allegations and the "the police claim..." bit was pretty boring

Then I realised this is real

woooowwwww

Mrs. McDawnold · 07-19-2013, 01:05 AM

I have arrived.

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 01:12 AM

Do you recall the events of the day in question? Can you tell us what you saw or heard at your residence

Mrs. McDawnold · 07-19-2013, 01:16 AM

I was sleepin on the love seat when rawn came home with a leaf blower. He told me her name was Lyla and that they went to school together. They went into his room up in the attic and I made a bowl of campbells chicken noodle. On sale at the walmart for a doller a can. I heard somethin come from up above an yelled at him to keep it down. The ruckus continued an I bust open that little shits door to see him puttin his pecker in the young thing. I pulled him off an he struck me like his father use ta. I passed out on account of the tar I had done out of the soup cans lid 5 minutes before an woke up to an empty home.

Rev. Al Sharkton · 07-19-2013, 01:22 AM

I OBJECT

THE WITNESS IS OBVIOUSLY ON SUBSTANCES AND IS NOT READY.

LOOK AT HER

SHE IS DROOLING ON THE BAYLIFF

Bailiff Bill · 07-19-2013, 01:25 AM

dont bother me none

Otpeks · 07-19-2013, 01:26 AM

Gone at the effort of this entire thread

the whole concept had to have taken days of planning

Hilarious though

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 01:30 AM

was this the leaf blower you saw that day?

Mrs. McDawnold · 07-19-2013, 01:32 AM

Yessum

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 01:34 AM

Thank you.

The People call Dr. Steve Scubaski to the stand

Untold · 07-19-2013, 01:36 AM

Good f'n lord this is funny..

Dr. Steve Scubaski · 07-19-2013, 01:43 AM

Hello, yes I am "Wrong MacDonald" [REDACTED]'s subacquatic neuropathic biopsy instructor at IBM's Airborne Ambulance Armament for the Manually Minimal.

I believe I can provide a character reference, and hopefully, a liberating mental motivation for his alleged offenses.

See, I coached young rawn since he was but a young and proportionate whipper-snapper. A starry-eyed youth, unaware to the dismal watery fathoms of the human ego.

My first encounter with young rawnwas at a talent scouting competition at the Mouth-Breathing Ghostwriter OG Invitational of '03. It was developed as a feeder program for our shark-diving league. We literally fed children who couldn't adequately fill their lungs to our great white sharks... but rawn

something about rawn... the extraneous air filled cavity in his cranium... his deft and nimble miniscule opposable appendages... he was the chosen one, you see. And he was to use his Gift to end it all.....

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 07-19-2013, 01:46 AM

Could you describe your time at the hospital with him in the recent years?

NYCSPITZ · 07-19-2013, 01:59 AM

who is this seth and bags??? rawn is my dude but this is humorous to the point of tears

Wise Wiggles · 07-19-2013, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bailiff Bill

dont bother me none

lmao

this is epic to say the very least

au revoir big guy

Rev. Al Sharkton · 07-19-2013, 02:17 AM

I OBJECT

WHO MADE THIS WEBSITE

(edit: website removed for privacy purposes. real names = no no)

THIS IS SLANDER

07-19-2013, 12:55 AM	#21
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Fuckin gone __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

07-19-2013, 01:05 AM	#25
Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,533 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197460	I was thinking the allegations and the "the police claim..." bit was pretty boring Then I realised this is real woooowwwww __________________ The Bad Guys

07-19-2013, 01:16 AM	#28
Mrs. McDawnold Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 37	I was sleepin on the love seat when rawn came home with a leaf blower. He told me her name was Lyla and that they went to school together. They went into his room up in the attic and I made a bowl of campbells chicken noodle. On sale at the walmart for a doller a can. I heard somethin come from up above an yelled at him to keep it down. The ruckus continued an I bust open that little shits door to see him puttin his pecker in the young thing. I pulled him off an he struck me like his father use ta. I passed out on account of the tar I had done out of the soup cans lid 5 minutes before an woke up to an empty home. Last edited by Mrs. McDawnold; 07-19-2013 at 01:28 AM.

07-19-2013, 01:26 AM	#31
Otpeks LandLord Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 52 Battle Record: 2-1 Rep Power: 38	Gone at the effort of this entire thread the whole concept had to have taken days of planning Hilarious though __________________ The LandLords

07-19-2013, 02:17 AM	#40
Rev. Al Sharkton Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 1946132	I OBJECT WHO MADE THIS WEBSITE (edit: website removed for privacy purposes. real names = no no) THIS IS SLANDER Last edited by namix; 10-16-2013 at 10:59 AM. Reason: privacy policy. real names = google ranks = real life impact = out of scope.

07-19-2013, 12:56 AM	#22
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	Can you confirm Mrs. rawn was home when he brought the leaf blower back for a good hump? Also, do you have any information of the murder of one Mr. Craftsman on the same day of the rape?

07-19-2013, 01:02 AM	#23
The Rawnmobile Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 37	His mom was there, yeah. Just passed out on the couch. I didn't go in the house but i could see through the screen door. She didn't move or say anything when he walked in, never really did. If Craftsman was the powertool who followed him out of the garage, i just saw rawn take him to the backyard and leave about 30 seconds later.... thats all I know about that

07-19-2013, 01:12 AM	#27
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	Do you recall the events of the day in question? Can you tell us what you saw or heard at your residence

07-19-2013, 01:22 AM	#29
Rev. Al Sharkton Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 1946132	I OBJECT THE WITNESS IS OBVIOUSLY ON SUBSTANCES AND IS NOT READY. LOOK AT HER SHE IS DROOLING ON THE BAYLIFF

07-19-2013, 01:25 AM	#30
Bailiff Bill Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 15 Rep Power: 37	dont bother me none

07-19-2013, 01:30 AM	#32
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	was this the leaf blower you saw that day?

07-19-2013, 01:32 AM	#33
Mrs. McDawnold Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 37	Yessum

07-19-2013, 01:34 AM	#34
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	Thank you. The People call Dr. Steve Scubaski to the stand

07-19-2013, 01:36 AM	#35
Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	Good f'n lord this is funny..

07-19-2013, 01:43 AM	#36
Dr. Steve Scubaski real doctor, PhD Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 2 Rep Power: 37	Hello, yes I am "Wrong MacDonald" [REDACTED]'s subacquatic neuropathic biopsy instructor at IBM's Airborne Ambulance Armament for the Manually Minimal. I believe I can provide a character reference, and hopefully, a liberating mental motivation for his alleged offenses. See, I coached young rawn since he was but a young and proportionate whipper-snapper. A starry-eyed youth, unaware to the dismal watery fathoms of the human ego. My first encounter with young rawnwas at a talent scouting competition at the Mouth-Breathing Ghostwriter OG Invitational of '03. It was developed as a feeder program for our shark-diving league. We literally fed children who couldn't adequately fill their lungs to our great white sharks... but rawn something about rawn... the extraneous air filled cavity in his cranium... his deft and nimble miniscule opposable appendages... he was the chosen one, you see. And he was to use his Gift to end it all.....

07-19-2013, 01:46 AM	#37
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 11298744	Could you describe your time at the hospital with him in the recent years?

07-19-2013, 01:59 AM	#38
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	who is this seth and bags??? rawn is my dude but this is humorous to the point of tears

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