netcees im drunk and my coworker is a magnet for old ladies. im drunk and dont care. give - Page 2

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:28 PM

Lol I keep going to my phone then a ski g questions. They asked if I'm asking for a text message.

I have to go covert bros.

Hit me

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:30 PM

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:33 PM

Ask them if theyd be willing to try the new sex position you created called the cell phone

Where they grip your dick between their cheek and shoulder like tryna hold.a cell phone up, and you thrust back n forth

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Cowgirl

Front or reverse? Thats important

Fig · 03-17-2014, 11:45 PM

Or sideways like a park bench?

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

Or sideways like a park bench?

^This

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Write

Front or reverse? Thats important

I asked tgis at the time

Front

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

I asked tgis at the time

Front

Nice, but would she conform?

PancakeBrah · 03-17-2014, 11:49 PM

FYI she's felt me and my coworkers crotch two times apiece

Her friend is a 18 year marriage divorcee on her bd

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:50 PM

<ass man

Certain · 03-17-2014, 11:51 PM

Ask her if she's ever seen a sex therapist.

Then inform her that one could help given her proclivity toward public groping.

Just Write · 03-17-2014, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

FYI she's felt me and my coworkers crotch two times apiece

Her friend is a 18 year marriage divorcee on her bd

Pancake.... SMASH!! :D

Fig · 03-18-2014, 12:05 AM

Ask if shes ever been waterboarded by someones load before

Then ask if she wants to

PancakeBrah · 03-18-2014, 12:09 AM

Lol as in was.married 18 years tho jw

PancakeBrah · 03-18-2014, 12:31 AM

Lol @ tag

As if I'd make this thread if I was interested in these cougars

Fig · 03-18-2014, 12:37 AM

I made the tag

Don't be so insecure

Jokeses

Certain · 03-18-2014, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I think you've lobbed enough softballs to return to the nipple girth question.

PancakeBrah · 03-18-2014, 12:44 AM

Going for the thicker Norwegian bartender.

This was fun

Wisje me luck

03-18-2014, 07:53 AM

What fucking losers. Let's all act like we've never met a cougar before.

Fucking faggots.

Eŋg · 03-18-2014, 11:37 AM

i had trouble decoding some of your posts in this thread.

03-17-2014, 11:30 PM	#22
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	__________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 11:33 PM	#23
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Ask them if theyd be willing to try the new sex position you created called the cell phone Where they grip your dick between their cheek and shoulder like tryna hold.a cell phone up, and you thrust back n forth __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 11:45 PM	#25
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Or sideways like a park bench? __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-17-2014, 11:50 PM	#30
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	<ass man __________________

03-17-2014, 11:51 PM	#31
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Ask her if she's ever seen a sex therapist. Then inform her that one could help given her proclivity toward public groping. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-17-2014, 11:28 PM	#21
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lol I keep going to my phone then a ski g questions. They asked if I'm asking for a text message. I have to go covert bros. Hit me

03-17-2014, 11:49 PM	#29
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	FYI she's felt me and my coworkers crotch two times apiece Her friend is a 18 year marriage divorcee on her bd

03-18-2014, 12:05 AM	#33
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Ask if shes ever been waterboarded by someones load before Then ask if she wants to __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-18-2014, 12:09 AM	#34
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lol as in was.married 18 years tho jw

03-18-2014, 12:31 AM	#35
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lol @ tag As if I'd make this thread if I was interested in these cougars

03-18-2014, 12:37 AM	#36
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I made the tag Don't be so insecure Jokeses __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-18-2014, 12:44 AM	#38
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Going for the thicker Norwegian bartender. This was fun Wisje me luck

03-18-2014, 07:53 AM	#39
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	What fucking losers. Let's all act like we've never met a cougar before. Fucking faggots.

03-18-2014, 11:37 AM	#40
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 0	i had trouble decoding some of your posts in this thread.

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